Jack McCoy's Best Investigator

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From: Wolf Alexander <jweinstein3438@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Sep 12, 2025, 9:25 AM
Subject: Jack McCoy's Best Investigator
To: <bragga@dany.nyc.gov>

Dear Alvin,

Remember me yet? Wolf Alexander. Running against Dan Goldman.

I am concerned that some concerned citizen will concern himself with me and want you to do what he can't.

Not being an official lawyer myself I know how many ways there are to do that.

You don't like Donald Chump right?

Me neither.

I didn't strategically agree with you prosecuting him but personally bully for you! for trying.

I got it. 2029. I'll convict him in the Senate. Just trust me.

My purpose here is to disuade you from thinking I am a political enemy. I agreed with many of your progressive ideas. Unfortunately when you are in charge of only one compartment in the Titanic, as well as you run it...

I have made it my mission to be Batman without the bat. Dick Tracey without the badge. "Washington Square Repair" specifically. 

I am happy to be of service to your office as an... internal affairs assistant. Cops can be good or less. Crooks are always bad. Sometimes they're the same fella.

If this is rambling to you it's not to me.

Cheers! and I'd appreciate you not prosecuting me for defending myself. I will do my best to avoid your official notice. BUT DAN GOLDMAN IS GONNA ASK YOU TO FIND SOMETHING AND THAT'S CHEATING.