Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

What you've said to yourself in anguish: "you (he) would deny me love because I'm upset!?" = What other boys get wrong. They aren't perfect, you hoped they would be, and he got angry. Anger is hate hate is not love. I will never do that to you again. Fingers crossed for luck (except I'm not crossing them. It's am expression. RT

The secret of the Shirley Temple

I'm a Man You Can Actually Fix

This is The Perfect Place for Us to Live

Figuring out what you're going to do before moving is the hardest thing for those of up with a megaton of energy. RT

Money opens the gatekeeper's gates. Spend it well on bodacious advertising. They'll have to notice you. Start a "feeding frenzy" when they all smell profit on you. "how much money can she make me" says everyone in Hollywood. You are smart. Not a liability with men out there. You are gorgeous. You "Marilyn in the Mirror Monroe" are a starlet fresh off the bus. Let yourself be taken non physical advantage of a tad. Then claw the fame out of them till they're dry of effort. Then do it to another asshole. RT

Stop Listening to My Advice About Your Career

If You Have Trouble with a Slapshot

What Makes Donald Chump Donald Trump?

Cheerleader You've Got a Grudge

Why did you take "I'm perfect" down? Just because you took it down doesn't mean it's not true. I'm sweepy, still. I wish you were here. Middle of the night sex is the best. So is middle of the night pillow talk. RT

Tenacious train traveler

Rachel I'm thinking a little downhearted

If someone assassinated me, would you regret taking your time? I would. RT

I don't know what you have planned but open mics where you don't sleep are prime places to be super bold. Pull your goalie and try twice. RT

Whatcha doin' in LA? Sounds very exciting. Make sure you carry that i own this fucking town attitude with you. Discovery "in line" is a possibility because you are smoking hot by LA standards. Every bit the California spyder. RT

The world used to think lonely. Now i know you exist, and you're in it with me. Except "with me" is artistic. I want it sports-wise. Let me out of your penalty box and into your perfect box. RT

That's two "Mafia Mademoiselle" videos that really were above comedy. They were political. Declarations of Independence! People admire those who are greater if they aren't jealous. Fuggedabout it. RT

On train to DC. You even said "I'm perfect" the first time with a new york accent. That little extra "fuck you" in your voice as you sliced off the end of the word. Why won't you love me? I made you see who you are. Dat's gotta be worth a non legal date. Phone call? Come on you owe me. :0) RT

That's the first video i know was not, for me. Because i said that a while back. Now that you won the Stanley cup what are you going to do next? ("I'm going to Disney Land!") RT

Yes you are! Perfect in every way except here. RT

Girl do you look happy. RT

My other favorite store is the suit corner market street Philly. Getting new duds today. My first date with Ragehell suit. RT

I promise i will learn how to skate well enough so we can ice dance. And so i can lose to you gracefully and trying at one on one. You can flatten me but i won't flatten you. RT

Entertain people where they're not expecting it and they won't look away. Have nametag. RT

Becoming famous with social media is crowded with competition. Becoming famous the old fashioned way (door to door busking) is wide open empty. RT

Success is prestige. Prestige in sports are records. Prestige in Art are opinions. Opinions are Political. Politics is team popularity. Teams are not for individualists. You are a singular person. You're too strong to need prestige. "fuck them". RT

There is no woman more extraordinary than you. RT

Art is not a sport. It's not based on a physically provable argument. "I'm the best goal scorer in Georgia" is provable. "i am the best comediane" is not. Art is an opinion based competition. Sports are a fact based competition. Except the art program score in figure skating. Which isn't a sport. You love knowing you're the best. You are the best. But that's an opinion. In granite. RT

Justin Bieber is not a great artist. He is a good salesman. He was good looking. Sang songs. Girls who wanted to fuck him enjoyed watching. His songs, suck. Hot and crooning isn't smart. What was smart was him knowing he was hot and doing something in a new way. Same stuff. Singing. New way. Youtube. What's your new way? What's your invention or first adapting? You must be seen in a different way to stand out. Quality does not stand out. You stand out and say "this is good." RT

No matter what you share where, please remember: fame begets appreciation. Quality does not. Van gogh. Master or loser? He was a loser while he was alive. Same paintings. Now they're mahsterpieces. Then they were in a closet unsold. Making yourself cared about is unrelated to what you say when you are. Thousands of big stars are goddessdamn dumb. The still of your in sparkle sorceress could be on playboy. Just because ten million people aren't telling you that, doesn't change the photo. RT

It's funny and sad how men still say you're confusing. Woman. They don't let you talk. Then they don't listen. Then they don't care. I am watching Bridgette Jones's diary. Which when a cav@lier thought dumb. But it's by and about a woman's struggles with love and life. Information gold mine. RT

I remember being with the girl i used to love the most in a hotel. And taking pictures of her half naked i thought "yuck". She was a mercy love. You are a dream love. And i am your dream love Rachel. I know the "guy you've always wanted". What i wasn't upon first discovery of you i have worked on based on your declarations. I'm now G.I. Genius James "Feminist" Bond. RT

My definite purpose is coming up with new and greater things to say to you. I wake and tokar. When i build up enough creative energy i send you one of these telegrams. RT

? You are still in love with the best time(s) with your ex. Not him but that time with him. And you think you, fucked it up. Those thinkings can be refelt. He wasn't the one. You know it. But you were happy. We will have the same loving fun. Better. And more. RT

Ragehell's motto: "forever fourteen!" RT

"Avril on ice" - the girl i thought she was in 'complicated', you are. The bad chick cool girl fun on wheels genius graceful cheerleader I've always wanted. Please end my misery and see me. RT

EAM I'm sorry i let this slip past: you are more beautiful than Marilyn Monroe. Incredible in that side by side. You are made for people magazine. Opinions are fact when you agree. RT

That cute little laugh at the end of sparkling sorceress gets me disturbed every time. Hockey hottie. Omfgoddess. I am not guilty because of that. You are illegally hot. Therefore I'm absolved. Crazy sexy Rachel. If you wanted to be the most beautiful woman you did it. RT

The forces of nature, say: i want to impregnate a woman as many times as possible. Yours says you want to be pregnant as many times as possible. we have to harness those forces for ourselves but against the species. "We use the lust because it's just". But we don't share it. RT

Never ponder the question "how am i going to die?" not something you want to figure out. Or ever know. Therefore it won't occur. If you plan for something bad it comes true really easily. Good is against the forces of nature. RT

That's one of your all time hottest videos. Sparkle Sorcerer. Thank you. I could make love with that girl for hours. Call me! pucker. RT

This two stories a day deal just ain't good enough. I need more of you than that. I need to see you smoking in the shower. RT

If you haven't seen "Witch" (201?) and need a reminder about how gay the catholic part of school was... you are the baddest, catholic school girl. Ever. Ever. RT

Suggestion for your first nickname for me: "A. Guy Whogetsme" RT

We can redo every bad moment you've ever had. I pledge you freedom from regret. RT

You are a perfection artist: you share only your best. You design with precision everything you make. You're a genius. RT

The end. Of the movie. Wish you were on top of me RT

You could do a better job in this role than Anna P. RT

Life is so much easier when your family hates you and your friends are afraid of you. "FULLSTOP = RT" RT

What's amazing is how long this movie feels. Usually lately I'm bored and do other stuff. But the detail of the female discussions is enthralling. Time has slowed in enjoyment. Spending time next to you will feel always like that. I will look at you with two studio camera size eyes. What color are yours? Hazy blue? Or light green? Mine are hazel. You're beautiful. fullstop

Rachel your moral record is clear. Your slate is clean. You are as healthy and young as a high school freshman. Whatever "wrong you've done" happened and you paid. You are at the starting point of anything you want to do that a human could do. You are as physically attractive as a woman can be. You are as smart as any man ever was. It's all yours. All of north america. The only people who might disagree with that are people you already know or who don't know any better. fullstop

The police are not priests. Priests are not God. There is no God. Goddess get me guilty gone = in this movie she's going back to the cops for abdication. That's fucked up. What does telling the authorities who are bad! do to help mother nature? #FuckTheP!gs RT

So much of life is designed around giving us something to do. If we're together, everything is something to do. fullstop

Movie recommendation: Margaret (2011): really good but the sex scene is sad. I don't understand boys being awkward once you're naked. It's so easy. fullstop

The difference between teenage girls and twenty something girls, is teenage girls know their worth. Twenty something girls have to be reminded. Thirty something girls barely remember. fullstop

You have never published one thing i thought wasn't intelligent. As a counter story: the hottest girl i encountered in NYC before you said something so unintelligent about American government i was turned off FULLSTOP

I've had sex before. I know what I'm doing. But I've never courted my soulmate before. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm awkward at this. FULLSTOP

You were all state!

Rachel please give me a chance

The dominating compliment

I like how you promoted it. As sad. like it might be fun. That's funny. If there's no story to read after the headline I'll write "FULLSTOP" FULLSTOP

You always wanted to be a figure skater.

If i had a burning desire for another girl...

Your hotness just hat tricked

Your rage, is your volts potential. Your growl, is your amps potential. Get your amps higher. I'm working on my volts. If you've ever shadow boxed or done Kata... In hockey. When you get geared up at the last second to body check someone. That's volts. Amps is seeing the puck at the other end and getting to it first. Increase your amps.

We're going to tell and sell our love story. Everyone will want to know how we did it. We'll be fine. Dandy. Rachel I love you.

The only difference between us was i had the lucky opportunity, to not care, that I'm not as awesome officially as i am unofficially. You are the most amazing human being I've ever talked to

The way you think about yourself and the way i think about you are so different

Rachel. All you have to do to be happy for the rest of your life is call me. 646 489 4183. I am not making radio shows or recording phone calls. No tech. No one will know. Use a fake number. I'll know your voice. Once again for romantic purposes. Happiness. Your forever happiness is one, call, away.

You will always feel alone and a failure without your soulmate. Me too.

I am crying for you rebel

My love do not despair

Rachel that reads like you think your life is over

Now I'm Sad

Oh Rachel it's so beautiful

Our country is really fucked up. I could fix it if anyone asked

I love you. I hope you are okay.

You may have prestige doubt. You know you're great but without real world acceptance you fear your own judgment. Making yourself laugh cures it.

How we can easily, enjoyably, legally, safely, and profitably, make money forever

The three kinds of boys

Treasure Manifest by Gangster

Girls who are unfound by boys good enough for them become lesbians like Kristin Stewart. Rachel i am good enough for you. And i know no other guy is.

Delivery Rachel

Captain Courachel

You were "crazy" officially once and you're afraid of going anywhere near that label again. If anyone "found out" (never till you say) you risk ostracism if you don't like me. I risk a certain academy award nomination for best actor.

I Figured Out Witchcraft

i only check emails ~once a day. I check your ig 10x more.

I know you think giving me a chance on the record is dangerous but it's not:

There's no we until there's e

Here's how civilization fucks with us

The End of the World Sounds Fun

Believe it or not you might be too shy to be a big star