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Our Pornstar Names!: I'm Didamiss Explosion and you're Butter Ginger Tea. #@®+

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Two Minute Tokarnage! radio drama

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A girls want to be mutated = made to be different by a Boy. #@

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Put something up you slut - also following 666 was much cooler. Lame is a mental illness = "you're not thinking what my profession says you should think". (porn star is my profession). #@

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Homemade SEAL®+ Training Obstacle Course = Makes Going to the Sink "Entrapment (1999) Training" = Pilates for Naval Intelligence "Work"#@

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Chapter One

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EAM : my lawyer is going to ask the prosecutor to ask you what you want done to me. Nothing sounds great. Rikers for a year sounds silly. Counseling sounds no. Allowing the restraining order to expire so happily ever after can be real is the adventure I hope and pray to you Goddess for. #@

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Explicit Ideas

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All the News That's Fun to Watch

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I Kin Do kIss All Ever #@

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Goddamn You're Sexy - that swagger is powerful

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Jewish men are weak because their culture cuts the top of their dick off and thinks it's noble. Try circumcising a tiger. See if he growls. Jew boys have that growl permanently choked by their religious nuts parents. I got mine back, bitch. #@

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Fluid Dynamics

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All the ways you aren't perfect don't add up to a hill of beans. But these are our hills. And this is your Bean. #@

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I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Girl and She's Gonna Be Bangin'. #@

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I Look Like a Hot Husband

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I know a girl likes her guy when she's massaging his balls on top. It makes them make more. "Give me a lot that".

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How You Manifest a Child: "I want a human inside of me. That one's sexy. I want him deep inside of me............ there's a baby inside of me". #@

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More Porn Stories to Tell in the Dark!

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Breaking and Entering News

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"The Superplayer's Thinking" & "Second Time Girls"

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Self Taught Sex Ed for Adults by The Boy

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"The Night of 10,000 Races"

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I've Been in Love with Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne Among Others So I Have Good Taste - My Only Miss-Aim Was Looking On the Grid = the Real World. Now I'm Looking Off the Grid = the Wild World. #@

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The Hunkiest Male's Menu

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"We Were Made to Stop Shivering!" or "Soon on the Trail of Tail and Other Stories"

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The Hunkiest Guy's Poem

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Done with Users

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I am Falling Out of Love with RachelTokar_

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Cervix Pressure Washing LLC call 646-489-4183 #@

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It's Time for Another Sketch of "How Close Am I?" - Today's Topic: Your Virginity

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The Secret to Sex Love and Rock and Roll

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Okay now! I'm not talking to you till you publish my name. Starting after i call you the hottest, Hardie's/Carl's Jr girl, ever! OMFGoddess does you eating that burger turn me on. You knock me out sometimes. And you know it. That's what's so hot. That look of total male domination with sex you give. ®+#@

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The disgusting truth: your dad has a dick. His voice making you cheer up got you all charged up, in yer brain's privates, and then you ran into a "fresh guy" and that was enough. Capisce? #@

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It's not self esteem. It's self full steam. Anything less is too slow. @#

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After This I'm Done Writing to You Until You Type My Name

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The Artist Formerly Known as Pussy

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My balls are named dick and my dick is named n!gger. #@

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Proving children right forever: desert, usually has something milky or heavy fat'y and that! Has the most calories per gram which is what's wisest to eat. You stupid fucking parents and experts. #@

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Danger Dumbass: this is a fact not a punishment: any girl who rejects me is going to suffer: not because I do anything: but because I'm beyond awesome: and they wasted their chance: what else to call their lesser future than suffering? #@

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Not being careful when's there's plenty of room for mistakes, is how you learn. #@

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Appalachian Trail Summer 2026 trail name: Hawkeye

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