Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

Adrienne Adams for Mayor! ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Jun 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM Subject: I Doubt You'll Do This To: < SpeakerAdams@council.nyc.gov > But you definitely should. With three men, including two independents in the race this fall, a woman with your credentials could best all of them by getting half the female vote while the boys fight amongst themselves for the scraps. -Alex Spitfire Hunter .com

BLACK WOMEN ARE SO MUCH BRAVER THAN YOU ARE. Black girls got it going on in the courage department. You white ones are just sad. I have had multiple sisters be flirty with me while you paler ones pale at my sight.  Are you really that weak and scared of a shadow? If so I don't want you anyway. WHERE YOU BLACK WOMEN AT?! Harlem. That's where. See you soon.

( About Bob Gibson ) No boy has worked harder to get your attention and affection than I have. I have changed myself from a weak ass loser into the man among men. THEY ALL SUCK COMPARED TO ME. EVERY LAST COCKSUCKING ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wanna be with a lousy guy? Good. You can complain about him on social media later. I AM ALEXANDER THE GREATEST. I AM THE GREATEST BROTHER FUCKING BACHELOR IN THE COUNTRY.  I even stopped saying "mother fucker" as a feminist edit. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!! I refuse to flirt with you. I'm not doing it. YOU! do it. I deserve it. I goddamn deserve it. If you would swoon and fangirl over any male celebrity YOU SHOULD GODDAMN WELL DO IT OVER ME. I CAN KILL THAT CELEBRITY TWICE OVER AND HANG HIM OUT TO DRY. I figured it out. I piss you off because you decided a man like me didn't exist. You already said "fuck men they're all awful". Then you see me and I blow tha...

At "Buttermilk" somewhere north of The Verrazano Bridge.. ***** It's hard for me to avoid pissing off men I have to talk to. The bartender here hates me. Because I have taken over his bar. It's humorous. ***** Yeah i can't help being ever so slightly disrespectful to all males. Enough we both know I am. But not enough for them to do anything about it. I love it. I love you, girls. ***** To be continued.. ***** Okay! So I'm alive and not really hungover. it's the next morning. I would call that a successful campaign event and an unsuccessful find true love event. I had several favorite parts of the evening. But my favorite favorite part was being the block and tackle for a very beautiful.blonde damsel, that got stuck between a homeless drunk and me. You m'lady got to watch me dispatch "the bum". I was gently terryifying to him and totally gallant for you! ***** The men who bother you in New York have never gotten any pushback it se...

Before I do, I understand that it's going to sound very misogynistic at first read.  I am not a misogynist. I really love you, ladies. I love your half of the species infinitely more than mine. ***** It is beneath me to hit on you. See I told you it would sound misogynistic. But hear me out, okay? 1. I know, I will make one mademoiselle the happiest woman, on the face of the earth. I know I am the perfect boyfriend. I have been in enough relationships and around enough of you intimately, that I am beyond belief fact not fiction certain, that I will be the hero of one heroine. 2. Approaching any of you, despite long practice and many "successes" remains -- knowing full well I am the biggest, baddest, boldest boy out there -- a harrowing experience. To be blunt, I am scared of hitting on you. And I have good reason to be.  In the past, when I would flirt, and fail, so what? I was a relative nobody and whoever "shot me down" would forget about me and I could try ag...

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Jun 23, 2025, 4:53 PM Subject: SONDER YOU HAVE THE WORST GODDAMN CHECK-IN SYSTEM IN AMERICA To: < press@sonder.com >, < reservations@sonder.com >, < ir@sonder.com > Cc: < Services@sertifi.net > Desr Sonder Hotels, You owe me $1012.34 PLUS INTEREST AND FEES. I ALREADY PAID YOU FOR MY STAY. See? You hire lovely people (Naomi L.) but your hotel is a scam.  I was made to pay an additional $1012.34 to check-in after I already paid for the stay in full with Agoda. I wanted to check-in more than argue and Naomi assured me I would get a refund with your compliments. I WANT THAT REFUND REAL FAST BOYS. AND I WANT YOU TO THROW IN ONE FREE NIGHT AT THE END OF MY STAY FOR THE TROUBLE. Capisce Messrs Hoteliers? Mr. Michael Hughes, Rahul Thumati, Francis Davidson and Martin Picard. This is going in my newspaper. Forever. If you're going to u...

What's the fun of having a billion bucks if you "need" a permanent baby sitter with you at all times? "Her bodyguard let her boyfriend act like her boyfriend." How awesome! Just kidding. What a joke! Whatever amount of money I end up with, one thing's certain. I'm doing my own security work on behalf of myself and whoever you are future girlfriend. We won't need a baby sitter. Kidnappers will die at my feet. Paparazzi will run for the hills. And fans won't fan unless we want fans. So what would we need a security doofus for? It's sad and must be very upsetting for "Tough Travis" to have to be driven around and ordered about while squiring his lady.