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The most pathetic person is anyone pushing a stroller. Can you imagine any other species doing something so gay? #@

Fresh Postcard: "Find the Train!"

Harper's Ferry is a Mountain Seaport

All Women Have Not Created Themselves Equal! ®+ #@

Rapids Ahead!

No! I'm not cumming to sea it! #@

Try doing an AI facemash with "young Martha Stewart smiling + young Hillary Clinton smiling". Five minutes says it shows you this:

Do You Diga Me?

Waking up here is almost as good as I imagine it would be waking up next to you. (fresh postcards)

You're a Stunner and It Pisses Me Off

Husband to Wife

"(your age forever) is the new 22" #@

Chill day on the trail talking about my favorite celebrity sex goddess. (video)

RachelTokar_

The Hollywood 45 Seconds

Trail Goddess God

Chapter 41: the longest chapter of a kid's book ever photocopied! Sup hottest stuff?

A Hint in Three Sets of Pictures!

It's Good to be'da Congressman

Live Me

"A pack of mail for you Congresswoman®+. Postcards from your Hawkeyed boyfriend." #@

"Bond to Bond": Jane, you were so tomboy sexy in "MI6 Life". I had to delete it to not jack off to it. I'm sending you a photocipher. -James #@