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You could sell hundreds of millions of dollars of bras and boyshorts. #@

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The most pathetic person is anyone pushing a stroller. Can you imagine any other species doing something so gay? #@

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Fresh Postcard: "Find the Train!"

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Harper's Ferry is a Mountain Seaport

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All Women Have Not Created Themselves Equal! ®+ #@

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Rapids Ahead!

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No! I'm not cumming to sea it! #@

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Try doing an AI facemash with "young Martha Stewart smiling + young Hillary Clinton smiling". Five minutes says it shows you this:

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Do You Diga Me?

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Waking up here is almost as good as I imagine it would be waking up next to you. (fresh postcards)

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You're a Stunner and It Pisses Me Off

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Husband to Wife

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"(your age forever) is the new 22" #@

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Chill day on the trail talking about my favorite celebrity sex goddess. (video)

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RachelTokar_

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The Hollywood 45 Seconds

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Trail Goddess God

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Chapter 41: the longest chapter of a kid's book ever photocopied! Sup hottest stuff?

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A Hint in Three Sets of Pictures!

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It's Good to be'da Congressman

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Live Me

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"A pack of mail for you Congresswoman®+. Postcards from your Hawkeyed boyfriend." #@

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"Bond to Bond": Jane, you were so tomboy sexy in "MI6 Life". I had to delete it to not jack off to it. I'm sending you a photocipher. -James #@

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