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Breaking News

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It's Not My Fault All You People Suck

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All Pussy is Pink

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How I Hate Thee Let Me Count of Monte Cristo the Ways

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I'm Hotter Than He Is

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The Annoying Thing About Life

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Any Woman Who Rejects Me

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Taking the Rest of the Week Off

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Why I Did What I Did

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Yeah You're The Most Beautiful Woman in the World

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I Just Proved it to Myself for Good Measure

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Fantastic! For Real. You're Getting a Little Bit Fatter

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My Scientific Method

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At Great Depths the Pressure of Others is Greater

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BYOD Be Your Own Doctor

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We Gotta Go Out to the Woods to Fuck

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I Love Your Tits

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The Biggest Prize in All of Christendom

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I'm a Walking Atomic Bomb

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God is Gone

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Alive and Somewhat Miserable

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I Poisoned Myself

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Wide Eyed Ecstatic Smile!

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You Got Married to Make Your True Love Jealous

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Where My Mind Is

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