Hand Deliver to Jon S.
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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 10:41 AM
Subject: Hand Deliver to Jon S.
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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 10:41 AM
Subject: Hand Deliver to Jon S.
To: <reservations@thedailyshow.com>, <internship@thedailyshow.com>, <jenflanz@thedailyshow.com>, <info@thedailyshow.com>, <help@thedailyshow.com>, <Mets@thedailyshow.com>, <tilzer@roar.la>, Michael Kosta <michael@michaelkosta.com>, <dbo@dixontalent.com>, <ramin.hedayati@gmail.com>, <jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com>, <tickets@thedailyshow.com>, <desi.lydic@gmail.com>, <contact@ronnychieng.com>, <ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com>, <jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com>, <justin.edbrooke@caa.com>, <justin.gorkowitz@caa.com>, <ka@kamesmgmt.com>, <fh@kamesmgmt.com>, Megan McWaters <mmcwaters@independentartistgroup.com>, <mburgos@independentartistgroup.com>, <help@lewisblack.com>, <gkuhlenschmidt@yahoo.com>, <gkuhlenschmidt@secondcity.com>, <gracekuhlen@gmail.com>, <brett@cgftalent.com>, <cory.wang@authenticm.com>, <alex.burditt@authenticm.com>, <brittanymehmedovic17@gmail.com>
I have great news. The Mets... well they're not very good.
"Watch "Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Philadelphia" on YouTube".
Then you and Mr. Met can...
What kind of low rent mascot is that?
-Alex
P.S. Sorry to mench, but if you've finished with the lawn-edger could you pop it in the post. Along with my invitation to be a guest to:
Tenth row along. 1st floor. Locker 35.
260 Spring St, New York, NY 10013.
EXTRA!
I ended the Alamo Drafthouse strike. I, ended it, by threatening the lawyer for the super rich. Pine Barrens trip etc. Works.
Read all about it if you're skeptical. Four days after I sent the first email the two month old strike ended.
*****
The difference between Frank Underwood and myself Jon, is that he was a... character. That I am too.
Your unquestioning loyalty, Jon. Mike. Ronny. Troy. Josh. Did I miss one? Oh yeah. Mr. MAGA killer. Try that Jordan, schtick, on me in Washington Square Park.
---Congressman Alexander
P.P.S. Desi take over the show.
-Your Obedient Servant
On Tue, Apr 8, 2025, 7:57 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Jon,This is going to hurt me with my base but I must say it:Trump is a better businessman than Joe Biden. Charlitan yes. Fraudster yes. Criminal 18 different ways. Bad.However, he does know the basics of business. You don't. Or you're pretending you don't.Why Lesotho? I agree with you. They don't deserve econmic problems because Trump wants more wealth.Yet you and I also want more wealth. Who doesn't want more wealth? Even if it's fresh air, that's wealth. Fresh water. Fresh earth. That's one column for my platform.Daily Showgirls. High how are you? I'm high, how are you? Who of you shall ask me out first? I'm excited about it.Jon where's my car, dude? A limo with a cheese pizza and a bong fully loaded sounds... Home Alone II'ish.Rahm Emanuel? Are you trying to be lame or does it come with age? Maybe you are... preparing to run against Chucky Chesterbaum. Lining up allies...You cannot have that seat as a Democrat and you cannot have it if AOC wants it as an independent.Daily Show Staff: If you don't appreciate the opposing general's brilliance you cannot defeat him. Donald Trump = Napoleon in politics. REALLY GODDAMN GOOD. DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE HIM.He is literally controlling the world. Right now. Global everything and everyone is paying attention to him and world realities are going haywire.*****Royalist. Roy. Al. Ist.You know how rooting for the underdog is fun? Trump doesn't agree. He likes the sure thing. He is A ROYALIST. A SUPER RICH COCKSUCKER.HIS BASE, Jon, are my people. Mountaineers. They hate all royalists IF YOU SHOW THEM AS SUCH. Golden toilets. All that garbage.The Chump is allergic to the natural world. He couldn't start a fire without gasoline and wouldn't deign to gather wood.Are you gettin' me? He ain't no real Merican. Not even GWBush was so WEAK! Lol. It's The Chump who is weak. IN THE WILD.----Speaker Alexander 2029-Alex--Wolf Alexander---Congressman AlexanderSpitfireHunter.comOn Mon, Apr 7, 2025, 8:38 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:The girl I have been calling that name hasn't come back after two nights away.Therefore I conclude I'm done waiting.Daily Show Adventure today!So this very attractive former three week roomate of mine ain't here. I wrote about her before:No abortion yet but things were going that way. Joke. We both got to third base. I joke sometimes in faux evil ways.Anyway she didn't return and I ain't waitin' no more. Jon send down yer hottest single staffers to run the door. I don't want to perform for your retired pigs, etc.I gotta go to a seamstress 'fore I fly up. The bottom o'me cape needs bolstering. That way yer Yankee ass Jon can read it from upstairs.Seriously. Desi. See yourself as a comedy madame and suggest to the most outspoken spitfire up there she should text me. I don't talk like 'iss but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night and I got me a new mobile number.Sex fer sex. Fer eight neighn. Fer wun eight trois.How's @ sound? World's hottest boldest baddest boy out front tonight unless she shows up 'fer I fly. Roger Victor? Victoria. I have clearance Clarice.I am THE POSTER BOY for #NotMe. I just spent ALMOST A MONTH with a very hot girl in my bed while at least one of us was naked and she said no 12,000 times. All smiles last time I saw her.LIke a goddamn angel and maid Marian i treated her. The opposite of a prostitute. I spent $500 and three weeks of campaigning trying to convince her to love me forever.I guess I failed. Or she's late.Not that kind of late unfortunately. And I don't want to have kids! Ever. Joke soon. Joke very soon don't get mad Daily Showgirl...I want to help the pro Choice army by doing my part. If I was a girl I'd have a hickory stick of my abortions I'd send to a Church Lady in Christian Conservativeland. As it is I would love to scare the ever-loving-man out of a MAGA man of your choice and suggestion.JOKE:Help me help you piss off a pro-lifer by getting you pregnant, so you can abort it on social media!Please?END OF JOKEMerci,-Alex--Wolf Alexander---Congressman Alexander----Speaker! Alexander 2029-----Alexander the Greater 2025------The Marajah of Men (I said men)P.S. This is not a solicitation for a date.P.P.S. That may not have been honest.P.P.P.S. Even I have to end this sometime.P.P.P.P.S. You may not know whe
