Stand Up Bit

What's worse than living in your mom's basement?

Living in your sister's house!

What's worse than that?

Saying a dick belongs on a girl!

What's worse than that?!

Doing homework in your 30's because you're insecure about being a loser!

What's worse than that!?!?

Owing me something.

--Congressman Alexander

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