A Really Big Shoe! ("Shew")

 Guess what?

"It's gonne be a really, big SHEW!"

That's how Ed Sullivan said "show".

If you wanted to be mega-famous in 1964, that's the way to do it. Be on his show.

I am throwing one of those. Story after the picture. Sex?

Boys go away. 

Spitfire girls. Hey. Wanna come to my show? It's for political candidates who will run as independents in Virginia's Fifth Congressional District.

That's mine. The one I own.

Girl. Would you like to be a Virginia state senator or whatever your "delegates" are called (lower house)? (I just moved here but West Virginia is Virginia).

How about sheriff, GIRL? Or whatever county commissioner do you have those? I will learn this stuff when I have to and this is writin' time not research time.

GIRL! I guess you're not going to text me? Or call me if you're a spitfire.

I got a text earlier saying "hi" but my response made them not reply. I said "hi. 1. boy or girl? 2. scammer or legit?" and they didn't reply.

Whatever. You won't be afraid of me, spitfire girl. 'Cause you hear me.

OH RIGHT! the show. I forgot.

January 24th and 25. THE WHITE LOTUS! Wilderness Vegas and Adult Adventure "state park".

There are FIVE count'em FIVE rooms available for THE FIRST COMERS. Hundred bucks a night. Both nights. I already bought'em, so you can pay me that night.

Really nice rooms. You'd pay $500 a night in CVille for rooms and facilities like this.

The night you're really high and at least a little drunk and stumbling around perfectly safe and loud in the woods like the "Party at the Moon Tower!" in "Dazed and Confused" here in Stanardsville VIRGINIA! is for Freedom.

I WANT TO PUT ON THE RECORD RIGHT NOW THAT A "FIELD PARTY" with a bonfire and a keg and and a bong and music out of someone's car or truck and all kinds of shenanigans out in the country is the absolute most fun kind of party you can go to.

Prove me wrong.

BARN DANCE. There's gonna be a barn dance IN "THE ZEN BARN".

Also...

At this event there are gonna be all kinds of other fun things to do.

1. Hiking races.

2. Political open mics.

3. Music.

4. Sex drugs and rock and roll.

5. Woodstock minus the crowds.

6. Star gazing walks in the woods.

7. Canoe vs Paddle Boat.

8. Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare.

9. Camp fires.

10. Movies.

11. Beer pong.

12. Flip cup.

13. Is there a new drinking game Gen Z?

14. Sex. ("You said that twice." "I like sex.")

15. Or no sex. How about running for office and throwing the goddamn bastards OF BOTH PARTIES the hell out of government?

16. More fun stuff I haven't thought of yet.

17. Another year please.

18. And up.

19. Bonfire. A large one.

20. Yummy food made by?

21. Artistic shopping.

22. Artisanal sex.

23. COMEDY! open micS. For standups and improv and sketch! performers.

24. UNION! UNION! organization.

25. RUN FOR OFFICE. I WILL COVER YOU WITHOUT DEMANDING ALLEGIANCE or sex although that'd be nice, unrelatedly. :0)