First Campaign Conference

Yeehaw.

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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Nov 7, 2024, 8:21 AM
Subject: First Campaign Conference
To: Hippie MAN <wedahippies@gmail.com>, Jezika Shumate <shumatejezika33@gmail.com>
Cc: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>, <laura.vozzella@washpost.com>

Girls and Boys! Jezika I am adding you to the REPLY ALL SETH discussion. Firebird this is Seth and Jackson.

I'd like to open the briefing by telling you that IT IS SEVENTEEN. FIFTY. SIX. 'Twas 1757 till Halloween then time returned a year into the past. 

All three of you have watched Back to the Future so I don't need to explain how any of this works. 

Explaining it anyway:

The French and Indian War was the last moment in history for modernity to be… slowed. For the really good guys to win. Because were Native Americans causing mother nature any harm? No. Did they deserve to be beaten by the Europeans? Yes. They had not I to lead them.

In 1756 the Indians were fighting as allies to the French, and if only the French had won, and then been kicked out after the English too, ALL OF NORTH AMERICA WOULD HAVE REMAINED A WILD AND FREE WILDERNESS.

As someone living in what could be a "modern native society," boy it would have been better. This place where I am living is how to do sustainable, social, independent, healthy, fun life. If everyone lived like this, everyone would be so… much… happier! And it's so easy to do. Show up!

Brought to you by the White Lotus Eco Spa! Ask via their website or Airbnb for "Congressman Alexander's Package," for 10% off your adventure stay.

That's my goal in 2024. 2025. And 2026. Selling that to this district. Getting girls by the droves wanting to fuck me on my own! campus. So far so good.

You are reading because you are my friends.

Right, so it's 1756. 'We" are winning and the English are losing. For a quick history class on the French and Indian War watch "The Last of the Mohicans."

However we are only winning up north. In New York. Here in Virginia it's too quiet. More Indian warriors are needed here at the frontier of English settlement. However I can do it all by myself. 

I am Hawkeye, and this is my war plan:

Europeans can always beat us in big open battles. But they are afraid of the trees. Trees are good. This is an Apache resistance. Every redcoat will take off their coat or go back to England. 

Do we understand each other?

English sailors (journalists) (redcoats are cops) are the key. They must be "sunk." In the James River. Do not try to stop the cops. Try to stop the sailors from arriving on the colonial coastal ports for fear of their return not being practicable. 

Do we understand each other?

When the sailors refuse to sail to North America for fear of not being able to sail back under their own power, the soldiers will return on the last boats or go native. Which is what I want. And what you should want.

Repeating that in a different way:

I am frightening, legally and non violently, every journalist within 500 miles so not one of them dares write a story about me--for fear of me writing one about them.

That keeps the vaunted English Navy (the mainstream media), from interfering in our revolution. I said that keeps the eyes and ears of the Super Rich from seeing and hearing. Just like they did to George Santos. Not that I like him any more than Chump but he did do something amazing. Lied about everything and within 50 miles of the New York Times and still won. No investigative reporter tried to stop him till after.

Laura Vozzella is keeping a lone eye on me. ;0) 

With the journalists neutered, the police will hide in their forts. The redcoats will stay inside their forts, like the UVA police are doing right now. The police won't go out of their way to be a pain in my ass or yours or ours or anyone under the Green Feather. 

THE FBI, ETC WILL NOT INTERFERE BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY UNTIL I'M THEIR BOSS. We won't be sabotaged or attempted at being by J. Edgar Hoover.

While all law enforcement officers are safely inside their forts they will consider how much better life would be as a mountain man or woman rather than a redcoat. Some will defect. Some will go native. Some will join our cause or at least leave the employ of theirs.

Do you understand me?

Cops don't like being cops because they don't like being hated by almost every one. But they like feeling big. "The alpha always among the public." So let's give them that feeling minus their coat (authority).

Let's give all friendly English soldiers a little land and promises of good cheer from us! "Hey pigs. Fuck you. I hate the sight of you unless you're in plain clothes and your personal car and you're carrying a club not a Glock. The English do that at home. Why not you here?"

Do you understand me? 

The police are our enemies until they are our friends but great friends they can be. Every cop who joins gets to be a Wilderness Ranger. 

#DeFang means remove the cuffs, first. The boots, second. And the radio, third.

And trade them their gun for a sword and more money.

By doing this I, I am going to remove all obstacles to my victory. Then I'm simply going to impress every single person I meet until I am famous, which I started doing yesterday. 

Tea?

What kind of people? NON VOTERS. They are the Indians. They are the underdogs. They are the forgotten. They are the true power. All more than half of Americans of them. They. Are. Our Army. And to join it I give homage to Robin Hood.

-Alex