Mission Not Yet Accomplished


Writer's block can be defeated by starting to type something and then when it gets interesting you've defeated writer's block.

I defeated writer's block.

See?

I promise I did have it. I was sitting here trying to think of something to write about.

My concern is that after a while you will begin to get the idea that I still don't have anything I want to write about and am instead wasting your time.

Unless you think that's funny.

I think it's funny and this is my keyboard.

There is good news I can't talk about. See the other story from either before or after this one. Neither is published yet.

Never mind.

About the good news. 

Back to this…

Back to the Future?

It's really lovely outside. At least it was in D.C. a few minutes ago. Perhaps "The Day After Tomorrow" is occurring outside the train and it's very hot or very cold.

IT'S VERY HOT FOR NOVEMBER. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT MIAMI IS FOR. THIS IS VIRIGNIA. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FALL AND WINTER. THE LEAVES HAVE FALLEN BUT THE TEMPERATURE HASN'T.

I don't like that. I WILL FIX THAT. 

How?

How much detail do you want?

There are a number of people. Say 10,000 Americans. WHO CONTROL ALMOST EVERYTHING. Them. Get them. 

The Super Rich make the rules and as long as they are fat and happy they don't care how hot it's getting. 

They are afraid that if they turn up the regulations, bad things will happen to their money and I DO NOT CARE. About their money or their land or their resources or their things.

Well that's a lie. I care about them not having them. And we the people having them instead.

JUST THOSE 10,000 people. Everybody else it's party time.

"But Alex, how do you get to fixing the environment by taking the wealth of the super rich and giving it to everyone else?"

Great question hot reporter. 

When their wealth is distributed to everyone else, no one will want to go to work.

GREAT! 

So a bunch of stuff that's totally life-useless doesn't get made. Like whatever those girls were waiting for at that store in Georgetown. Sorry, girl who likes to shop. You are hot but your habit is not. 

The manufacture of all of the things everyone puts in storage units and under the counter in your kitchen—the waffle maker? Whatever was in a cube at Target likely you can do without.

"It's my industrial strength hair dryer, AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"

-Princess Vespa in Spaceballs.

Sorry to complain about you girls. Boys make equally ridiculous buys for no good. Like a Lamborghini. 

Having been the best moonshine racer in WVa and surrounding countries, I can tell you. A Lamborghini is not much faster on a country road than a base model Camero. You cannot drive as fast as they can go. So it's a waste of money. 

Not to mention they have to get out of their cars, and then they are just a loser with a half million dollar car.

If you're a gold digger, enjoy. Otherwise it's silly.

*****

Writer's block again. Sorry. Hold on a few more words I'll be back thinking in the right direction.

The left direction?

Donald Chump is going to do massive damage to everything that isn't neon and rayon and fast food and plastic.

WHO OF YOU CAN STOP HIM?

I can stop him. As soon as I am famous enough that me making fun of him pisses him off, he's mine. Absolutely toast. 

Somehow no one has called him #DonaldChump. How is that possible? Hammer that name at him and he will have a stroke. 

Of course J.D. Vance would be worse. Because he has some hidden vision he will never say, like most politicians. The Chump at least is nice enough to tell us the bad stuff he wants to do ahead of time.

*****

Good news again but if I write it… so far so good. 

*****

Now I am truly, without direction. Mentally. Physically west, is the direction. 

*****

Stars are a way for me to keep going without even bothering with a meaningless sentence to pass the time. Like this one. And the last two and this one and probably the next one let's see. Yes it too.

*****

I really want to take out my telescope and look at the scenery but doing something that cool is frowned upon by society.

*****

The birds are not flying south anymore. THE BIRDS ARE NOT FLYING SOUTH ANYMORE. That's annoying for many reasons. What's very annoying was the mosquito bite I got yesterday. November 17th. Mosquito bite. NOT COOL REPUBLICANS. NOT COOL DEMOCRATS. LITERALLY. IT'S NOT COOL. 

Well it's cool. Do you think 57 is cool? 70 is warm. 40 is chilly. 20 is getting cold. 

Snow? Is it going to snow on my tent this winter? 

This really sucks. I really like Virginia and winter, and I want both.

To fix. I said I want to fix,the environment. To turn off global warming now. Today.
And restore it to seventeen fifty seven.

For a preview of what that would look like, watch "The Last of the Mohicans."

Living in 1757 is quite fun. With complete freedom, being a homesteader, or some version of that, is absolutely awesome. That's what Jefferson envisioned. "A nation of yeoman farmers." 

Alexander Hamilton envisioned this city dominated society.

Cities are very hard to have ecologically. They produce none of the things they need to survive. The waste to provide that is heavy. Transportation. Refrigeration. Packaging. 

A nation of campers and gatherers would be a lot better. If you want to fix the environment. Really fix it not just say you're gonna fix it sometime later when yet another energy sucking technology will arrive...

To maintain journalistic integrity I am not telling you to invest in Focus Fusion. Don't do it. They will never succeed. It's a pipe dream and a money pit….

Invest in Focus Fusion. It's Apple and it's 1980.

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That's one of my argument strategies. I tell you I am not going to do what I am about to do. 

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I am not going to write another sentence that goes nowhere and has no meaning, and takes way too long to get to the end of, because I won't end it until an enjoyable for me amount of entertainment for you has been read by you, which I am very glad you're able to do, even though talking to you in person would be much more fun for me, and also for you probably if you like me.

-Alex

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