Blue Suede Hospitality: A Contradiction in Terms UPDATE! extra extra REFUND PROMISED!

Dear Kenny (Lipschutz),

I am staying at The Doyle. Room 402. 

First, your food and beverage manager Daniel is an awesome fella. Good hire.

Second, all of the staff are friendly and very helpful. Well chosen.

Third, this is a beautiful hotel. A fine buy.

OKAY NOW I'M DONE BEING NICE!

Ken, I am running for Congress for our district in 2026. This article in my newspaper won't be read by a million people. This year.

But before your investment pays off people will know that you are "An Example of a Businessman Nobody Likes."

Personally you're probably a cool boy, but professionally you're greedy.

You didn't buy this hotel because you want to run a blue suede hotel. You bought it to make you money. This is supposed to be a golden goose, giving an egg a day. 

You have no desire to make The Doyle a fine place to stay. You want it to be just good enough to stay full of tourists nightly. 

An Airbnb is convenient but that's not a hotel. This is an upscale Airbnb. A whole building of them. Minus the onsite owner which would be helpful since my shower has sprung a leak SO I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER.

Kenneth you call your property The. Doyle. HOTEL.

Hotel is a word with meaning.

When I hear the word hotel and when any American hears the word "hotel" they imagine a place with 1. A front desk that checks you in. 2. On-site maintenance—for a property this size it should be 24/7. 3. A telephone in the room that I can use to call said front desk and maintenance to fix this leak or give me a new room so I can enjoy my stay.

You offered me $40 in cash back and 10% off my next stay to make up for the fact I'm staying in a plush storage unit with no shower for $189 a night.

At every hotel in the country I WOULD BE GIVEN A NEW ROOM YOU DIPSHIT. 

This is not a hotel. CHANGE THE NAME OR MAKE IT A HOTEL.

--Wolf Alexander

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