When You're the Best LIFE IS FUN!

Talladega.

That means yeehaw! in extra redneck. I ain't no redneck. At the moment I have a UVA orange neck because of my scarf.

I can't wait till I have a UVA red neck from hickeys.

That's Joan of Arc. My favorite historical girl. Girl did she kick ass. And the goddamn English too. 

This is not as much fun as hanging out with a hot single girl. At the moment it's the best I can do for fun. A minute ago I had to leave the fire I built because a couple decided they were lucky, and I wasn't interested.

So instead I am typing something. Very high. Three drinks down. Very now. 

Bored. This sucks. I gotta go run around outside or something. But that's a bit of a waste of time if there aren't ANY SINGLE! GIRLS AROUND.

I want to put a big "COUPLES GO AWAY" sign right next to the one that would say "BOYS GO AWAY!" along the gravel road in here.

'Doing the best I can with spells. Magic. "Capeesh"? Capisce is how you spell the mafia word for "I HOPE YOU CAN FUCKIN' HEAR ME." 

I get angry about stuff I shouldn't. Doesn't matter. I want what I want and I am going to get it if I have to threaten earth with a dinosaur killin' meteor strike and be able to deliver. 

AND NOW I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO DO TODAY.

What THIS movie:

Don't Click on This It's Dangerous

IN THE MOVIE FUCKIN' THEATER THAT YOU CAN PLAY YOUR PHONE VIDEOS ON. Or Netflix. BOTH are coming up next! In Alexander the Greater's life here at The White Lotus Summer and Winter of Love Wilderness Adventure Lodge and Cabins and Castle!

(That's me)

Alexander the Great was the greatest general that side of the Rubicon.

Alright. Time to take the theater over like it's Mesopotamia.

FULL STOP (telegram speak for The End)