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I don't have writer's block.

I have "I'm bored and writing something sounds better than sitting here for half an hour trying not to listen to the conversations I want to listen to."

It's really obvious I am eavesdropping on girls talking. So writing with speed keeps me somewhat distracted.

Certain conversationalists attract more of my attention.

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I waited for two hours to get on stage at The Grenwhich Village Comedy Club and when I got to perform all the girls had left. There were four really funny female comedians. A date with any would have made my evening.

If you are reading this and you are a single, spitfire, contact me.

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This is fun torture. There are two sexy sounding girls talking and I want to listen and am. When I am particuarly interestested I slow down writing. And tilt my head and smile which makes it obvious.

♤♡◇♧Boys but not me are really 1) dumb and 2) weak. Sorry. It's not my fault. I am available as of 1/17/25♧◇♡♤

I got caught by her laughing at something cute she said.


What did I post there. I have forgotten already because one of the girls is definitely single.

Oh yeah. That's me roaring! above the traffic on the Queensboro Bridge.

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Both of my lounge companions are upset that they can't find a boy like me. They are literally complaining about men doing all the things I know you hate.

Not loving you completely, is the summary.

I volunteer.


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