Instructions for Dealing with an Annoying Boy

Frank Tagliano says:

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jan 2, 2025, 19:27
Subject: Instructions for Dealing with an Annoying Boy
To: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>

1. Terrify him of his actual physical death if he doesn't stop.

2. You can do it. Boys don't expect an enraged hell on heels girl chasing them with a butcher knife with lethal intent. Act it well.

3. He has, to be scared, of you. Not of someone else (I don't count).

4. If you feel weak a TTACK. attack when feeling weak. Do not cower. CHOP AT THE boy WITH THE HUGE KNIFE YOU BUY. 

5. Bother HIM! At work? At work. In the middle of the night call HIM! over and over again.

FATAL. ATTRACTION. Do that. Or your money back! Any boy you can't scare with "her" consider keeping.

6. Bother him. Get him fired. Get him embarrassed. Get him on HIS motha fuckin' heels. MAKE HIM SORRY HE LIKES YOU.

Stalky boys do, not expect, their (yuck) prey to TURN AT THEM AND FIRE! 

7. Sorry to mansplain. Use at your discretion. Email me the "annoying" boy's cell number if you want faster and surer service than Johnny law.

Call (email) your Mafia goon boy friend (Congressman). He (I) will get the offender to go away and really be happy about it.

CAMPAIGN PROMISE!

Limited time offer till I meet my girlfriend. After that, do 1-6.

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