Writing on the Bus

I am waiting in line to order 30 minutes? ago. I have gotten passed about ten times. It's funny. Did one of you pass me?

I never write without a plan beyond the title. If that.

This is an essay written in the style I say of Hunter S. Thompson. Or Lester Bangs. But you tell me. I am sure I am not the only writer making stream of consciousness fun again.

I wish there were more of these groups. There are many opportunities for standup comedy performing. Do any of you know any more of these?

I am not wearing my hat or cape with my name on it. I wish I was. Skip a paragraph to get a hint why.

Wait I am reading this. You can't skip. Still two more paragraphs hold on.

If you visit my newspaper from SpitfireHunter.com, you will read much more explicit material. This is me writing politely.

I am getting passed again. I am happy about this pass. 

That was the hint. If you go to my newspaper or website you will understand.

I could tell you but that would remove the incentive for you to go to SpitfireHunter.com, go down to "newspaper", and scroll sideways to browse my stories.

*****

I got my order in. And was memorable for patiently waiting.

I try to everything I do so you and other you's remember me. I was upset for forgetting my hat and cape because these two very sparkly sounding girls have observed me being cool but have no way to know who I am. 

Unless you're in here which means I am going bright red right now.

The End!