Dude Explain to Me


Cory from "Boy Meets World" is who I emailed. He ran for Congress and lost in the primary. He's the gullible looking one.

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Jan 12, 2025, 14:32
Subject: Dude Explain to Me
To: <info@savageforcongress.com>

Dude, explain to me how you lost.

Ben. You are a celebrity, every millennial knows who you are. How the f*** did you lose?

I was getting ready to email your brother and tell him I'm better than he is, but since you've got an email address, I'll tell you.

You're gonna run again except you're going to run as an independent. Capeesh?

SpitfireHunter.com

Start there. Follow me to freedom.

--Wolf Alexander

P.S. Seriously how the f*** did you lose? Are you as weak as your character was at the beginning of BMW? That's the only thing I can think of. 

Shawn. Wins elections. You dig?

"And those who dig."

And those who get movie quotes. I'm The Good on the left. You are the il brutto, on the right.


Ben, I know you're not going to answer. That's not surprising. That's why you didn't win. You have no balls. You are a household name among 15 years of voters. If you say anything controversial, people will pay attention.

Say something controversial but make it good.

That's when you run in twenty twenty eight. As an independent.

Capeesh? Capisce.

-Alex

P.P.S. What the fuck is your name brother of Ben. Fred right. Fuck you read my script.


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