Scare the Horses
When walking, often a car will appear in my, lane, as I am headed against traffic in the street.
Not wanting it to hit me, I could get onto the sidewalk. What I enjoy doing it glaring at them like they will die if they don't stop. They get the message.
Scare the horses means glare at them in front of the carriage.
The carriage. A car is a horseless carriage. Imagine the horses are back in front.
Glare at them to stop the car.
It's a combination of imagination and reality. A spell.
If you try to glare at the driver from that distance you miss. Your glare is a gunshot of energy. It's the change in your demeanor. You have to aim it ahead of the target.
The horses are in front of the CARriage.
By aiming at the horses the wrong way (since you were not a... "let's say he doesn't have a sense of humor" for an Office of the Navy...) you are aiming at the driver accurately. They feel your barely contained rage at them for daring to drive at you. And they slow down.
To hit the horses, if they were there, you'd aim in front of them. I am telling you to glare at the horses. You will glare at "them" and that's the way to aim it at the driver.
Try me advice.
P.S. Don't do that to a police car unless their lights and sirens are on. (Since they're not after you, they won't bother doing anything about your "disrespect".)
#DeFANGthePolice
P.P.S. This is a demonstration of body language warfare. What is a glare? A declaration of war.
They get scared. They slow down or turn which is really funny.
P.P.P.S. That works on unpleasant men too.
