Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

I knew I was smarter than AI. I want to know if any person who was an admiral in a navy was also a head of state. There's only one I can think of. You know how generals galore have been President through dictator? Either real ones or self appointed. Every two bit authoritarian makes himself a general. We have had... one moment... Five. Washington Jackson Taylor Grant and Eisenhower. Did I miss one? Teddy Roosevelt was only a colonel. A good one. Damnit I missed William Henry Harrison. Six. I Googled to check but scrolled past the AI answer without even looking at it and found a legit website to tell me . The website says Andrew Johnson was a general. Yeah but not really. He didn't fight any battles. I don't count him.  Wrong again. Rutherford B. Hayes was a legit general. Seven. And Garfield. Eight. I am starting to feel stupid myself. The website says Chester A. Arthur and again I disagree. No combat. Benjamin Harrison. The Civil War made a lot of generals-by-a...

(Union Civil War soldier Frances Clayton ) Women have been treated like second class citizens every where in every time by every race religion creed and culture. There's no difference in historical examples because when men demand more freedom women get some too but always not as much or as fast. All of human history. It's still like that. Know how I know? Because the most powerful job in the world hasn't been given to one of you. I said given because votes are given. Although the girl who gets it is just gonna take it! ***** The understatement of all time: It's really not fair.  The rule of law is enforced by the law of club and fang and badge and gun and size and stength ultimately and unfortunately still matters. Worse, the law was and still is made by boys. So it's a complete horror. I see. I don't like it.  I want you in charge. I want you to have your revenge for ALL OF KINGDOM PHYLUM CLASS ORDER FAMILY GENUS & SPECIES history. ...

Girls. Lend me your " Betty Davis Eyes " Oil of Olay is a Product de Lies! ***** Quick adventure: Wrinkle your face by making a negative expression. Hold it for a sec... When upset you make a wrinkly face. When upset cumulatively over time the wrinkles remain. Exactly like a piece of paper you've balled up and unwrapped. It's not age. If you are unhappy you make an older uglier face. That hardens into reality. Into wrinkles. Your face sets in a new look. The one you don't want to have. REVERSIBLE! Cube your fun factor (^3) and engineer your face back to original. ENGINEER: petroleum jelly started as a natural remedy skin fixer. I chuckle and growl over the price difference between a beautiful bottle of chemicals and a gob of vaseline. It's pure oil-fat. You have to try to get it off your skin and it's not easy. You can still fry an egg on my face an hour after I rubbed it in. That's a moisturizer. Mix with splash of water for better absorbt...

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Apr 17, 2025, 7:52 AM Subject: Email Slide: DM Slide Follow-up To: < szaky97@gmail.com > Dearest Salma, It's 7:36 am and one lucky girl isn't with me.  I was browsing Instagram for a funny spitfire to tickel-with-words and your self came up. I'm going to be a Congressman in just a jiffy. So here is your opportunity to choose wisely.  I am, the hottest man in New York. I was just Googling "most dangerous bars in NYC" so I can walk in and intimidate and show up whatever gangsters and tough guys the Big Apple has to offer. I do whatever I want.  I walk against traffic in the middle! of the avenues and make drivers get out my lane.  I scare the police. They flinch and turn away when they see me coming. ***** I don't do whatever I want with girls though. I'm a most extraordinary gentleman. Until given the go-ahead and then it's......

Her NYPost Article ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2025, 7:24 PM Subject: My Individual Age is Best in Bed To: < fabiana.buontempo@buzzfeed.com > Fabiana, I haven't read your piece yet. I don't wanna be a critic. But whatever age you pick that's me. I am waiting for NYC women to spread the word. I don't lie. --Wolf Alexander, independent for Congress, NY10 - 2026 SpitfireHunter.com If you're not interested tell a girl who'll be. -Alex

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---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 10:41 AM Subject: Hand Deliver to Jon S. To: < reservations@thedailyshow.com >, < internship@thedailyshow.com >, < jenflanz@thedailyshow.com >, < info@thedailyshow.com >, < help@thedailyshow.com >, < Mets@thedailyshow.com >, < tilzer@roar.la >, Michael Kosta < michael@michaelkosta.com >, < dbo@dixontalent.com >, < ramin.hedayati@gmail.com >, < jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com >, < tickets@thedailyshow.com >, < desi.lydic@gmail.com >, < contact@ronnychieng.com >, < ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com >, < jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com >, < justin.edbrooke@caa.com >, < justin.gorkowitz@caa.com >, < ka@kamesmgmt.com >, < fh@kamesmgmt.com >, Megan McWaters < mmcwaters@independentartistgroup.com >, < mburgos@independentartistgrou...

Kaboom.  You think that's good? Wait till I have the job. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 7:56 AM Subject: Re: Congressional Summons for Matt Kelley To: < nycalamounited@gmail.com >, < matthew.kelley@ogletree.com >, < shirin.aboujawde@ogletree.com >, < nadine.banuelos@ogletree.com >, < stefan.borovina@ogletree.com >, < joseph.cartafalsa@ogletree.com >, < lizbeth.chow@ogletree.com >, < patrick.collins@ogletree.com >, < william.cusack@ogletree.com >, < alfons.dauria@ogletree.com >, < maggie.delany@ogletree.com >, < joseph.flanagan@ogletree.com >, < melissa.fleischer@ogletree.com >, < simone.francis@ogletree.com >, < marcjoseph.gansah@ogletree.com >, < matthew.gizzo@ogletree.com >, < jamie.haar@ogletree.com >, < kimberly.karseboom@ogletree.com >, < kat...

Her Website ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2025, 7:34 AM Subject: Ace in Your Corner To: < SpeakerAdams@council.nyc.gov > Dear Ms. Adams, As I was watching the local news discuss the former governor and various other mayoral candidates, I asked myself, why aren't there any women running? I was happy to find out you and miss Ramos are. As an underdog myself, I don't mean to belittle your chances, but I am not confident you will win without some very big bold and louder than you may deem wise circus. New York has never had a female mayor right? Yep, never. Isn't it about time? I'm sure you agree. How about you decide it's your job and just take it? There's still time. It's only a week to change somebody's mind these days. In seven days, you can go from nobody caring about your campaign to being the top contender. I'm warming ...

Not treat him like Dennis the Menace treated Mr. Wilson. That is worth $100 thousand to him. A year.

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Know how I know? I haven't died yet.

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Apr 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM Subject: Congressional Summons for Matt Kelley To: nycalamounited@gmail.com < nycalamounited@gmail.com >, < matthew.kelley@ogletree.com >, < shirin.aboujawde@ogletree.com >, < nadine.banuelos@ogletree.com >, < stefan.borovina@ogletree.com >, < joseph.cartafalsa@ogletree.com >, < lizbeth.chow@ogletree.com >, < patrick.collins@ogletree.com >, < william.cusack@ogletree.com >, < alfons.dauria@ogletree.com >, < maggie.delany@ogletree.com >, < joseph.flanagan@ogletree.com >, < melissa.fleischer@ogletree.com >, < simone.francis@ogletree.com >, < marcjoseph.gansah@ogletree.com >, < matthew.gizzo@ogletree.com >, < jamie.haar@ogletree.com >, < kimberly.karseboom@ogletree.com >, < katherine.macilwaine@ogletree.com >, < kevin.m...

Chief Scientist Lawrenceville Plasma Physics ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2025, 9:04 AM Subject: Eric Eyes Only To: < inve3st@lppfusion.com > Cc: Ivy < ivy@lppfusion.com >, LPP Fusion Team < lppmailchimp@gmail.com >, Eric Lerner < eric@lpphysics.com >, Eric Lerner < elerner@igc.org > Hey on the record I was not excited to read about your "almost to $50,000!" report. Sounded pathetic. Lemonade stands do better. Just a PR note. You have a big list of people with more money. They are not excited to give you more. Make them excited. 1. A TikTok! show showing day-to-day! engineering at mission control New Jersey. Narrated by your girlfriend. "The Jersey Tour of the Lab". Call it that. 2. A demand letter to all investors: The tone: Look you sumbiches. We need this money. You want the environment fixed? Send us your latte money every day. 3....

Et tu, Zohran? ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Apr 8, 2025, 2:27 PM Subject: EMERGENCY EASY ANSWER To: press@zohranfornyc.com < press@zohranfornyc.com > Hey when's your next event? I'm your golden ticket.  --Wolf Alexander SpitfireHunter.com ***** Staffer? If you want him to win I will guarantee victory if you reply. -Alex ***** Assemblyman, You aren't in my district but... ---Congressman "Frank" Alexander 646 489 4183 ***** Reader's of my Broadsheet: You see how on this day in early April I offered my help? If he loses it's because he was afraid to reply. -----The Spirit of Western Virginia

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Apr 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM Subject: Labor Has One Friend in Politics To: < richardk@thechiefleader.com > And it's not the Democratic Party! Hello readers and writers of " The Chief" . I am Wolf Alexander, The! independent for Congress in 2026. For New York's 10th. "The Flyin' Tenth!" Trump the Chump hates unions. He's been "dealing" with them since he started his career as a charlatan. Businessman, excuse me. He hates labor! Because he doesn't do any. The only time Donald ever broke a sweat was during golf and sex. Building, fixing, cutting, nailing, sanding, chopping, grinding, drilling, welding, wiring, painting, driving, carrying... he never did or does any of that. His entire life he's been served. By labor!  By labor! Who's seen its power gutted since Jimmy Hoffa played for the Giants. I don't have to tel...

THE BRITISH FORT ON THE HUDSON AT 52nd and 11th Avenue IS GETTING SHELLED BY MY SHIP!  "I am shelling it. Metaphorically with emails." ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Apr 8, 2025, 7:57 AM Subject: DAILY SHOW! Episode of Yesterday To: < reservations@thedailyshow.com >, < internship@thedailyshow.com >, < jenflanz@thedailyshow.com >, < info@thedailyshow.com >, < help@thedailyshow.com >, < Mets@thedailyshow.com >, < tilzer@roar.la >, Michael Kosta < michael@michaelkosta.com >, < dbo@dixontalent.com >, < ramin.hedayati@gmail.com >, < jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com >, < tickets@thedailyshow.com >, < desi.lydic@gmail.com >, < contact@ronnychieng.com >, < ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com >, < jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com >, < justin.edbrooke@caa.com >, < justin.gorkowitz@caa.com >, ...

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Apr 7, 2025, 8:38 AM Subject: The Tale of (a?) Spitfire To: < reservations@thedailyshow.com >, < internship@thedailyshow.com >, < jenflanz@thedailyshow.com >, < info@thedailyshow.com >, < help@thedailyshow.com >, < Mets@thedailyshow.com >, < tilzer@roar.la >, Michael Kosta < michael@michaelkosta.com >, < dbo@dixontalent.com >, < ramin.hedayati@gmail.com >, < jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com >, < tickets@thedailyshow.com >, < desi.lydic@gmail.com >, < contact@ronnychieng.com >, < ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com >, < jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com >, < justin.edbrooke@caa.com >, < justin.gorkowitz@caa.com >, < ka@kamesmgmt.com >, < fh@kamesmgmt.com >, Megan McWaters < mmcwaters@independentartistgroup.com >, < mburgos@independentartistgro...