Stef Dag: Hottie of Hotties?

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---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jul 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Subject: Reply to Stef Dag: Hottie of Hotties
To: <hotandsingle@overheardla.com>

Dear Stef,

I am reading your first piece on Substack. I was all excited you had one because writing is your deepest voice (three levels down) (radio is two levels down) (video is one level down) (super subconscious) (subconscious) (conscious). 

I wanted to hear your deepest voice.

Sorry to start out sciency but you're so attractive I can't write straight. I am straight. Very. I don't even want to brush past boys because sometimes I have to. They're disgusting.

Whatever the opposite of disgusting is, you are. Double cherry pie. Atomic bomb sexy. And you're smart too! I was worried. Because you won't go out with me (yet) so I am happy to read your fantastic essay. I shall now continue and be back with thoughts. 

*****

How do you get charged $50 a month for four years and not notice? If you're super-rich let me know I can't date a billionaire. 

*****

I am not paying to read your Substack. I will pay to read your mind though! How about $5 for 5 minutes?

*****

Oh no! It's over already! 

Stef I wanna know how you think so I can brainwash you into fucking me (forever). And you didn't give me many words to work with in this essay. Glad you have more.

-Alex

PS. I am not sure how to convince you to do what you will feel somewhat dumb for not doing earlier but that will be no biggie when you're choking me with your thighs.

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