Big Small Business Owner


We got a winner!

Congratulations Matthew Griffin of Combat Flip Flops! Not only did you reply but you replied all! I could kiss you but I like girls. 

What did you say?

Well you can tell I am a hard worker at least right? Can't accuse me of being lazy that did take several hours and I had to go through some bad websites.

I don't want to employ anyone. Ever. I don't need to tell people what to do for me I can do it myself. And who wants to be an employee? Obviously not you.

So why is it good for other people? They wouldn't work for you if they didn't have to. And if they had their own piece of land somewhere maybe they wouldn't have to.

Everyone wants to be you. In charge. No one. Wants to live by your leave.

Also it's mildly insulting for you to tell me to "go start a business" when I told you I am running for Congress.

It is a business. Will pay me in votes.

I am glad my email-missile was the most something you've received in 12 years of doing business. That means I am hitting my target.

Lastly it's NOT YOU I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT.

Unless you've got more than $100,000,000. 

You do you. Godspeed John Glenn Entrepreneur. Pour-down Economics will get you wet too.

-Alex


On Thu, Oct 3, 2024, 1:47 PM Matthew Griffin <griff@combatflipflops.com> wrote:
Maybe instead of spending hours collecting our info and filling our inboxes with incoherent nonsense, go start a business that employs fellow Americans and supports your local community through profits raised through your own personal endeavors and merits of leadership.  

This has to be the dumbest email I've received in the past 12 years of doing business. 


RLTW

Griff

Combat Flip Flops
Bad for Running.  Worse for Fighting






On Thu, Oct 3, 2024 at 7:39 AM Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Business Owned By Mark,

I don't know his email address. You do. Send this to him.

(He will wonder why those of you who don't, didn't.)

Cheers!

P.S. "The Longhairs!" You have all of your contact info at the bottom of your homepage. Out of half of Mark's list of companies (so far) you're the only one.

Bravo!

*****

Dear Mark,

You are nobody's fool. 

So answer for me one question:

If you wanted to singlehandedly, give a small house and homestead to every homeless person living in Dallas, could you?

"Yes," is the answer. 

You aren't, but you could. As long as we agree.

You will, after I am in Congress. Because you should because you can. And you will still be very rich afterwards.

While I am sure you are not the world's biggest asshole, you and your financially well endowed sisters and brothers are en mass, not doing the right thing. 

Nothing will help the country more. Everyone gets their own space forever. 

You and Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates and Taylor Swift and Oprah Winfrey and Kim Kardashian and The Walton Family and the Koch Brothers and Ted Turner! with his two million acres of land.

All of you owe. The United States of America. Taxes unheard of. A debt to society.

Cool?

Yes you earned your money I don't care. Greed is great. I represent the greedy losers. 

The super-rich -- people with more than $100,000,000 and/or ten thousand acres -- collectively are stealing from everyone else. You, Mr. Sandwhich, took off the buffet more than you need.  

I will be asking you to put it back.

You are fun on TV and once you have a more reasonable share of national wealth we can hang out in my office in Washington, and talk about when you used to be the founding father for so many small businesses. 

You can be the founding father for ten thousand worthless hopeless people. That'll be better.

Do we have a deal? 

--Congressman Wolf Alexander

*****

This email Op-Ed can be re-read at SpitfireHunter.com.

This Congressman can be reached at 304-871-4759.

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