Ryan Tolley: Why Did the Baby...

October 14, 2024

His name isn't important.

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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Oct 14, 2024, 8:53 AM
Subject: Ryan Tolley: Why Did the Baby...
To: <act3djservice@ma.rr.com>, <ryan.tolley@stateelectric.com>, <act@stateelectric.com>
Cc: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>

Cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken!

STATE ELECTRIC EMAIL READER FORWARD THIS TO RYAN TOLLEY with my compliments!

(never mind you gave me his direct address. Merci)

*****

Rolly! Guess what?

I GOT YOU FIRED FROM YOUR CAREER! As the next Brian Epstein? Yeah that was me. I got Jimmy Marino elected and he remembered your name. His wife wanted me and her side of town hated yours and the Robinson Grand. She lost but I won. Because I had gone on to her about how you got your job via your Dad and friend on the council whose name I would mention but someone shot him. So she told her husband, who remembered, and did something about you when he became the Mayor! of Clarksburg.

He threw your ass out of your private office in showbusiness!

I, threw your ass out of showbusiness.

(This is going in my newspaper of course, for the rest of your life, at SpitfireHunter.com)

SO HAHA RYAN! That was fun. What's it like being just another working stiff after all that hope?

Meanwhile I hear Kent is STILL large and in charge over at Quality Machine and Company. That's funny. Our mutual friend... I mean your friend? is stuck in purgatory. He will never get to make all the decisions. Almost...! but never.

I call it poetic.

How many rounds of golf can he play is his life's work. No political career. No sir. That he knew was an instant dead end because of me and my big mouth. Still is. So much dirt I have on him. A lot of which you were there for.

What does his cult do for super-sinners? Excommunicate is Catholic. Whatever Mormons do besides be liars he deserves. But no matter. He is also forever boring. Forever small. A Kenny Chesney song in pants.

What about the rest of the gang? Nat's "Bumpo" nickname? "It's just been revoked!"

https://youtu.be/j_guP-Agk7w?si=Mb43YYLXfBDXE-y9

"Uh, Alex, he didnt really set you up for that Lethal Weapon line."

Also his career got revoked. As a fat bearded somewhat manly seeming musician like Luke Combs. How much did my promise of inconvenient visitation upon his unyet attained success play upon his emotions? Maybe he was afraid his agent would get an email like this one day, so he didn't even try.

I think so.

Or maybe he's just a weak boy in overalls?

Both.

What about The Bag? The Deuce Bag! How did being deliberately mediocre from the start turn out? I am sure he's the usual, somewhere too. Like you are now, Rols.

And Bobby. Poor Bobby. Almost. But again. Same problem. Loser with a good resume who drew against me.

Just like you had. Just like you did.

Damn. Well I'm back. And while you suck I am ready for fame.

If only you hadn't made the mistake of thinking you are better than I am..

Instead you chose poorly.

I chose wisely, Rolly. Fighting for The Man is a losing cause, now.

@SpitfireHunter on TikTok.

Check it in six months.

--Congressman Alex

-Wolf Alexander