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@SpitfireHunter

ADVICE FOR ALL ADULTS and children over 18. I SAID OVER 18.

"Stay anchored on the young side of the mountain."

"The wind of time," after helping you climb it, will push you all the way back down the other side into the swamp of non existence.

"The best I ever was + the best I can be and safely on the young side of the top."

FOR GIRLS ONLY. No boys allowed.

We have to fight other humans to stay young and the earth to not fall.

BECAUSE ADULTS SUCK.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 11:29 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

The real question is, Seth.

If she has a friend do you want to meet her?

Since your answer will confirm your soul age of old and your testosterone level at Just for Men, allow me.

"Ew gross."

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 11:23 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Also your math is poor

She's say 19. I didn't ask. She's in college.

In 4 years you will be as old as I am now when she is 23. 

I wish we would have been in the same class I woulda torched you in every subject but spelling.

The "spelling" I do now cracks the earth at the sky.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 11:19 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Your reason that the real relationship will fail is ridiculous. Since she loves me at point A on the map of life she will love me at point B too dumbass. 

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 11:11 AM David Smith <david304funguy@gmail.com> wrote:

That's called grooming. Legit predatory and creepy. I don't need to tell you this because I'm sure you know. But beyond the moral depravity it's just never gonna last. And what happens in five years when you're legit 50 and she's 23 and like eww this guy is gross. You're not gonna find another. And then what? Just more grooming and creepiness? No, find a WOMAN your own age and be decent for once in your life. 

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024 at 11:09 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

I've been waiting for her to grow up.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 11:05 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

I did.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 10:56 AM David Smith <david304funguy@gmail.com> wrote:

Poor girl. Someone needs to warn her. 

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024 at 10:52 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

If you want to remain a eunuch sure.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 10:48 AM David Smith <david304funguy@gmail.com> wrote:

So time for me to cockblock? Got it. 

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024 at 10:46 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

There we go. Copy editing sucks.

I said I have a nine on the fuckable scale and ~19 on the legal one hook and line. Working on the sinker.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 10:43 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Fixed subject.

She is genuine.

On Wed, Oct 9, 2024, 10:40 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Tok? I have a massive hottie on the line.