Israel and Iran Sitting in a Tree

This is an ICBM from me.

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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Oct 1, 2024, 2:43 PM
Subject: Israel and Iran Sitting in a Tree
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The rest of the rhyme goes "K.I.S.S.I.N.G."

What are you two countries doing? I'll tell you what you're not doing.

You're not getting me to fight for either one of you. No, American gives Two and a Half Fucks what you people do to each other, really.

The best thing that could happen for the citizens of your countries is for your leaders to have a gladiator style battle royale on Pay-Per-View so everyone else can get laid and have lunch. You know what I mean? 

And if all of you people really hate each other so much over who's made-up god is better then just finish the goddamn fight already. Stop de-escalating and escalate until someone wins. As in one of your two countries unconditionally surrenders.

That's how you end a war with war.

Do it. Or stop fighting altogether. 

Whatever you do we the United States will not be playing this game after I come to power. Enough is enough. We have a nice country over here. We don't want your mess.

-Congressman Wolf Alexander