My First Submission to The Jefferson Independent
AN OPED FOR YOU JEFF.
"Escaping from The Real World POW Camp You're Nearing"
by Wolf Alexander
Hello, student. I used to be a student. Now I'm smarter. But being a student is fun. Because it's the pause button on growing up.
But soon enough time and money will run short and you will have to choose what to do for the rest of your life. And I would suggest not doing any of that.
Allow me to give you an alternative. With your help, I become the most powerful Congressman ever and I steal the super rich's wealth and give it to you.
So you don't have to go to work.
How's that sound?
Don't think like an adult and worry about the consequences economically. Think like a kid and say, what is the problem?
The problem is there's a ton of homeless people and poor people with no hope. What can we do about it? Well, we can take all the money, resources, things and land from the super rich and give it to them. That will fix the problem.
And the rest you can have. Everyone else with less than $100,000,000.
That's my economic plan.
If the economy crashes, everyone will have a homestead. The stuff it takes to live on! Land to grow. Resources to build. Things to use. Money to play.
The economy will not crash. There will be a realignment of priorities and for a moment, the wealthiest people in the country will be very unhappy, but you will be thrilled.
Economics really isn't that complicated when you just stand back. Who has what, who wants what, who is getting what.
And the answer to all those questions is the super rich, have it all, and the rest of us do not have very much. And until my existence, they have been able to maintain control of that throughout all of the time of human history. Especially lately.
Because when people like me become successful, they suddenly start working for them and stop working for you. But I'm not going to do that. I'm going to give you more power. I want direct democracy and I want you to have everything you need to live your life with without living by another's say so.
Without needing permission to be happy. Without needing to break the rules to have fun.
That's what I promise you, University of Virginia female student body.
Get me elected and the rest of your life will feel like college does.
Do you call your paper The Jeff?Feel free!Really feel free. It feels good to feel free.How much do I have to beg you to write about me? I am running for Congress for our District in 2026. As an independent. Except unlike the rest I am going to kick royal ass.You ready?--Wolf Alexander---The Spitfire Hunter----Congressman Alex
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