DeFanging the Police Vol. 2
"Taking the Jeep up to the lake!"
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2024, 5:34 PM
Subject: DeFanging the Police Vol. 2
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>
Cc: Hippie MAN <wedahippies@gmail.com>
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2024, 5:34 PM
Subject: DeFanging the Police Vol. 2
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>
Cc: Hippie MAN <wedahippies@gmail.com>
From now on...
2. To have the power to arrest you have to spend 60 Days In.
"All new cops go first to jail for two months to see what it's like."
3. Cops who choose to carry a sword instead of a gun get double the salary.
YOU DO IT LIKE THIS:
4. Since you went to Law School for a year you! like Detective Richie Roberts in American Gangster are the lead prosecutor.
No more passing the buck to a stiff in a suit. You do it. You defend your arrests.
5. Failure to recite the Bill of Rights on demand results in an immediate suspension without lunch.
6. Citizenship Test, the. You will be able to pass that.
7. If you shoot somebody shoot to wound them, please! Why do you need to kill someone charging you with a bottle opener? Are you that bad at karate?
Start with their foot and work your way up 'till you feel safe.
8. Don't blame the public for the job being dangerous, you took it.
I don't blame you for hating not being liked but the hall monitor is hated. Don't be the hall montior.
9. All army vehicles sold or given to police departments by the US government get transfered to the fire departments for their exclusive use.
10. POlLICE OFFICER/EMT/FIREMAN becomes one job called Ranger.
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