Hey

Would you believe I'm about to get something from a Harrison County Sheriff telling me that the University of Virginia is disallowing my presence on the campus completely, and I haven't even been on it yet!

That's only for someone special.


On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 12:23 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Then we are aligned. All three are very bad for humankind. 

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 12:21 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Contrary to your popular opinion, I don't like netanyahu either. 

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 12:19 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Natenyahu, Putin, then musk. 






On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 12:13 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Yeah, there's no doubt that Elon Musk is doing everything he can do to make it seem like not everyone left.

I think if there was one human being on earth.I hate the most other than vladimir putin.It's elon musk

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 12:11 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Yea but engagement is up for a lot of folks. It's manufactured. 


On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 11:45 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Well, that's cause most of the people who used it left. At least most of the smart people.

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 11:32 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I haven't had a real human interaction on twitter in over a year. 

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 11:29 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Every single one of my twitter followers is a bot, it's a f****** annoying

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 11:28 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
That's the future. That's kind of what I keep trying to tell you about the internet. Most of it is bots. I don't even engage on socials anymore. 

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 11:24 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
So far not so good.

I had the incredibly unpleasant experience this morning of talking to an a I on the telephone. Real enough that I thought it was a real person for a second and then it was impossible. I just insulted the f****** thing. It was the answering service for ben.Crump the attorney

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 11:23 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
How's that going? 


On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 11:13 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Unfortunately, unlike in a computer game where I can tell every player what to do, in real life I have to convince you


On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 11:11 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

What I have to get you to do is move your army from its current location in far, western virginia, into more central virginia, cross the mountains and attack.

Native American army.


On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 10:47 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
I left off at waiting to hear your comments about yesterday's email

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 10:41 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
This is Tetris. You can't save 'em. But even if you could, I am still gonna be too fast too compete with when you come back to where you left off...

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 10:31 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
The point of saving the game is that you can go back to it if you lose. Therefore, your game over was a silly thing to say.

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024, 10:25 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
GAME OVER

On Fri, Oct 25, 2024 at 10:08 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

-SAVE GAME


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 11:16 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Point

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
You're the shepherd who cries wolf.

(and that's a four way pun)

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 10:52 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
There are Wolves, and there are sheep, and there are shepherds. we know which you are. do you know which I am?

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm sorry what 

If you have to ask it because I don't know what the f*** you're talking about


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:39 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
If I have to ask, then I'm not leading. 





On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Also, you've never specifically asked me to do anything to help you in your supposed quest to do the same thing i'm doing


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:09 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

Feel free to not reply all and tell me here what you thought of the big email


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 7:50 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Ditto. You should be working FOR me. Not vice versa. 





On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 5:19 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Be helpful if you want The Man to die.

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 1:44 PM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Double negatives are for dumb people. 



On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 12:42 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

you think you're the smartest person in the world and you will never get me to tailor my message to your ego. 


I do think i'm the smartest person in the world. But I do not think I will never get you to tailor your message to my ego. That's the purpose of this conversation.




On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 12:37 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Collusion was right.

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 11:18 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Damn it. Coercion*

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 10:53 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Collusion with whom?

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 10:51 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Blackmail nor collusion will work on me


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 10:49 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

If you don't want your name mentioned figure out how to give constructive criticism.



On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 10:47 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Horrible as usual. 


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 10:24 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
ROUGH DRAFT:

High Harvard! An almost girlfriend of mine wrote for you in 2006 and 7. Sachi Ezura.

We never hooked up. I shoulda kissed her when I walked her to the door of her hotel in Galway. Although we weren't right for each other, so it woulda just been hot sex.

Speaking of hot hookups. Mademoiselles of The Crimson and friends. Have you ever had a celebrity hit on you? You are now.

INTERMISSION:

My campaign manager Seth Sturm (WV Male Indian Chair) says I shouldn't write this email how I am writing it. Too much personality.

Seth doesn't realize how much he sucks.

Anyway HAHvahd. Penn is a better school. Suck it. 

Come on wokesters. I am woke too. "FUCK THE MAN."

That's the core of progressivism. I ain't gonna fuck him. I'm gonna kill him. ;0)

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 10:09 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
I'm emailing half of the journalsts in the Ivy League today.

Tell me what they want to know if you were them.

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 10:02 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
You mean a. I can't do it or b. Shouldn't do it?

A. You're wrong.

B. Why not?

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:58 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I don't see how your vision plays out the way you see it playing out but I'll be happy to be wrong. 





On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 9:57 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:

I am attempting the greatest thing since MLK. You'd think you'd be more excited.


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:54 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
It feels like a small town. You would become a local celebrity in no time. And real important people go there all the time. It's a secret hangout for many powerful megalopolis insiders. 

Seth Sturm

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 9:51 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
You should use your Crocodile Dundee killing knife to castrate your nephew.

I considered Rahoboth for vacation awhile ago. Looked cool.


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:48 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
I just got back from Rehoboth Beach. I'd suggest trying it out for a while. One of my favorite places legitimately. I've been looking at apartments and thinking about making the jump.


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 9:47 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Its the 24th. You're not doing your homework.

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:45 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
What happened to all the hot WOMEN in Charlottesville? 





On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 9:40 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Yeah

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:35 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Jackson? 


On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 9:34 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Waiting for my campaign manager to reply 

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024, 9:32 AM Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com> wrote:
Where have you been?

On Thu, Oct 24, 2024 at 8:14 AM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
What's up?

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