Alex's Big Bad Idea

I'm not going to do it, but it's a great f****** idea.

Am I wrong?  It's awesome. TikTok is owned by a Chinaman. A man from Singapore that loves his China.

Ronny Chieng is not a Chinaman. He's hilarious and more American than most of you lame ass motherfuckers.

Ronny you get the citizenship the person I am talking about but will never name will lose.

AND YOU'RE NOT CHINESE, RONNY. Stupid I look. Malaysia. Cool. Lol.

OOOPS!

Who the f*** cares? I only mentioned China and Chinese because they, as a country.don't like us as a country. 

Same with Russians same with Iranians.

If your allegiance is to any country but the United States of America, you are not American.

That seems fair.


---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Oct 28, 2024, 12:33 PM
Subject: Alex's big bad idea
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>

Did I tell you about this? The guy that robbed me in Charlottesville, my landlord, who stole my laptop backpack. He's a Chinese national with American citizenship and told me all kinds of horrible things about the Chinese government, which I have on tape, legally recorded and saved to my Drive. etc, and I'm considering contacting the Chinese embassy in Washington and suggesting, they turn my TikTok account up to Super Power and I'll accidentally drop the USB drive as I leave.

The only thing stopping me from living that dream is fear of Federal indictment for selling secrets to a foreign government.

Even though these are not government secrets. But having dealt with classified material I am shy.

(From the Untouchables)


OFFICE.

OF NAVAL.

INTELLIGENCE.

GREENERT. ADMIRAL.

RICHARDSON. ADMIRAL.

ASK'EM.

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