For the Girls of NYU and NYC

-

P.S. Pick out a boy/male/man/guy you think I can't scare. Tell me. Watch me do it.

I AM NOT GOING TO FLIRT WITH YOU UNLESS YOU DO FIRST.

Sometimes I forget I am talking only to you. In the past I was talking to men, primarily, because I wanted something from them. 

Now boys have nothing I want. 

But you do. You have wisdom, enthusiam, fresh creativity, votes, shares, gossip and free time.

May I have this chance? 

You are shyer than I expected. Collectively. But I bet there are lots of you spitfires on campus who simply haven't seen or heard of me yet.

Many of you are only now. 

High! I am the man/male/boy running for Congress at NYU. Alex. Wolf Alexander. "Our Congressman!" :0)

I'm really nice. Not even pretend nice. Genuinely liking your company 

I'm really hot. I make every man in New York City seem pathetic.

I'm really serious. I am going to win this election because of you. I am courting your attention. And your support. And your enjoyment.

I have not yet begun! to show off. It will be funny. And exciting! Almost every afternoon in your Park.

Can we agree now that I am not bad and you are awesome?

I am awesome too but impatient me realizes you have to know, not be told. I'll wait. You're worth it.

Friends! New Yorkers!! Collegewomen!!! Lend me your copies of "Julius Caesar".

Popular posts from this blog

The Best Platform for Political Office Ever

-
Image
1. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM and replacing it with no system at all. Just people. Independent, non partisan people, running for office under their name, and behind their ideas. 2. DIRECT DEMOCRACY : "I am therefore I vote". About EVERYTHING. Congress and the President will listen to you. Everyone votes about everything they want to vote about and that will be added up. Eventually those votes will have the power of law. For the near future you will practice caring about your country and what your government is doing and you will have a say. Power. Real power to do more than vote for a different asshole every few years. Online banking is free from mass theft. So voting by phone can be too. The Super-Rich trust an electronic system to tabulate their inheritance numbers. Therefore a fraud free platform for direct democracy can be built.  3. PRO-CHOICE TILL THE DAY THEY DIE : they are the pro-life bastards whose day has come and now they will go. Girls how about fem...
Hear more »