For the Girls of NYU and NYC

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PLEASE FLIRT WITH ME FIRST. DON'T BE SUBTLE.

P.S. Give me the name of a male you think I can't scare. Then watch me do it.

Sometimes I forget I am talking only to you. In the past I was talking to men, primarily, because I wanted something from them. 

Now boys have nothing I want. 

But you do. You have wisdom, enthusiam, fresh creativity, votes, shares, gossip and free time.

May I have this chance? 

You are shyer than I expected. Collectively. But I bet there are lots of you spitfires who simply haven't seen or heard of me yet.

Many of you are only now. 

High! I am the guy running for Congress at NYU. Alex. Wolf Alexander. "Our Congressman!" :0)

I'm really nice. Not even pretend nice. Genuinely liking your company 

I'm really hot. I make every other guy
In New York City seem pathetic.

I am going to win this election for you. I am courting your attention. And your support. And your enjoyment.

I have not yet begun! to show off. It will be funny. And exciting! Almost every afternoon in Your Park.

Can we agree now that I am not bad and you are awesome?

I am awesome too but impatient me realizes you have to know, not be told. I'll wait. You're worth it.

Friends! New Yorkers!! Funloving Women!!! Lend me your copies of "Julius Caesar".

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