Women! I am Your Hero.

Hey N.Y. father fuckin' U! 

I know you see me. I am impossible to miss. Whether sitting in my bomb-ass jacket around the "skate park" or roaring around "the racetrack" (the outer walking ring), you see me.

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. I won't win many elections if I harm my base. 

I am aware I exude a tremendous presence. That's the idea. Do you want your Congressperson to be a little pipsqueak like Dan Goldman? No. You want me to be able to terrify-to-his-socks Elon Musk. I GOT HIM.

Please grow a pair of ovaries and talk to me. 

I don't want to tell you what to do because I don't like men telling women what to do. Consider it a suggestion. I don't want to be a smartass either. But I'm frustrated. I have been on campus for ~ten days and I am not famous yet. What's taking so father fuckin' long?

You may wonder why I swapped out "father" for "mother". I'm trying to change the balance of power in society from M to W. To do that, I will direct whatever bad feelings I have on men. Even linguistically. 

I am able to spot so many little... societal swipes at you. I am looking for them. And I get angry at the boys who say them, write them, or do them. YES. I AM BEING AS FEMINIST AS POSSIBLE. So? It's not an act. I really feel like this. I am now noticing all the stuff you hate, because I'm trying to.

I want all of you to vote for me. I want the vote of every woman in the 10th. I do not care if I get one man's vote. I mean, sure, I'll take'm. But I am not being nice to any of them. I am not seeking their support.

This is a calculated assault on the patriarchy, by a male. Is that cool with you?

I will throw men out of power the same way I am throwing men out of Washington Square Park.

Hey. Those of you with a sense of humor: can you appreciate that I am sincere and also think my ulterior motive is funny?

Why do I only care about your votes? Besides carrying my hat on a sword for you.

I am single. And I figure if every girl likes me, one of you will love me.

I am sincere about that too.

That's not funny. What's funny is... well I like you. Spitfires especially. And what I'm hoping for is... 

Is to be popular.

Trying to explain this without sounding like an asshole is really hard. Ultimately, I have only loving intentions for one person. But I don't know who she is.

So...

I would enjoy dating a lot of you.

I want a lot of you to enjoy dating me.

Does that make me an asshole misogynist? I like sex. You're all hot. This is what's on my mind.

I am not Matt Gaetz. I am the opposite of him, and working hard at getting more opposite. We both like sex. I like consent. I like aggressive consent, not passive supplication.

Men like him want the most vulnerable of you. Seeing you like some kind of prey to be caught, etc. No. Bad. Mean. Not sexy.

I want you, to see me, as prey. I want to be hunted. I want you to catch me, and drag me back. Because then I'll know you're a killer. That's the kind of woman I want.

Matt Gaetz does not like strong women. No MAGA men like strong women. I love, strong women. I want the strongest woman.

I don't know how long it will take for you to demand my attention, but you shall have it. As long as you want it.

--Wolf Alexander