Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < baberuth1920@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Jul 31, 2025, 12:31 PM Subject: JOSH send this TO THE CHUMP To: < Jchristenson@nypost.com > Hey I know you're the little fellas go to for hit pieces . So tell him I said high. Tell yourself to be a journalist not a lackey. ---Congressman Alexander NY10 P.S. On that note: Josh inform all your local MAGA men I invite them briefly to The Park in The Village. Tell them to prepare their tails. They should be tuckable and their owners fleet of foot. P.P.S. That means all MAGA chumps stay out of Washington Square. P.P.P.S. MAGA mesdemoiselles are always welcome.

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Jul 31, 2025, 9:22 AM Subject: Your Greatest Fear Headline To: nachuripujitha@gmail.com < nachuripujitha@gmail.com > Pujitha , Hey this is @CongressmanAlex on IG. "My greatest fear in life is being socialized into becoming someone I'm not". Cool quote.  Do you mind if I translate it? You are, very wisely, afraid of The Real World turning you into one of those adults you've always hated. Me too. "No!" A very effective weapon. Use it like Poseidon's trident. I wish you were in NYC -Alex

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Thu, Jul 31, 2025, 6:54 AM Subject: Like Two Very Wild Animals, Forever To: < contact@bloomsbury.com >, < info@ospreypublishing.com >, < mail@hartpub.co.uk >, < au@bloomsbury.com >, < marketingusa@bloomsbury.com >, < adultpublicityusa@bloomsbury.com >, < askacademic@bloomsbury.com >, < marketing-in@bloomsbury.com >, < corporatecommunications@bloomsbury.com >, < childrenspublicityusa@bloomsbury.com >, < USPR@bloomsbury.com >, < academicreviews@bloomsbury.com >, < hozpublicityusa@bloomsbury.com >, < teensusa@bloomsbury.com >, < specialmarkets@macmillan.com >, < claire.weatherhead@bloomsbury.com >, < education@harpercollins.co.uk >, < noelle.lee@bloomsbury.com >, < rights@bloomsbury.com >, < Stephanie.purcell@bloomsbury.com >, < Cla...

Dear Spitfire, I am back home. In West Virginny. VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS! Same state. Different capitol buildings. How are you girl I haven't met yet? I'm lonely without you. So I am talking to you ahead of time. I'll catch you up when we get together. That's the view from this badass hill. To the YMCA. I fucking love hills. Fort Greene Park has one. I will be back in The City Saturday night.

I remain really angry that some cocksucker would kill four NYC citizens because he hated his life. Here is the solution: The "I Wanna Kill People!!!! " Hotline 119 from any phone. ***** I know this will work because I've been there. I have been "life frustrated" to the point of wanting to kill 100 million people. It's a combination of "I fucking hate my life!!!" and "I wish I could show the world I am not to be forgotten!!!" When the future seems awful and the present is worse, there are not many options. In America past angry young men went west to the frontier and started fresh in the wilderness. Nowadays there is no way to blow off steam. If you tell someone you want to kill 100 million people they lock you up. In a place worse than jail, since all you did was share your feelings.  The mental health system SUCKS. It helps NOBODY. Especially people like Mr. Active-Shooter. He couldn't tell anyone his dark fantasies. He c...

I will be in Washington Square Park ~three days a week minimum. During the afternoon - early evening for certain. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME YOU SAY SO. Hang out and wander The Park any three days and I WILL FUCK YOU UP if you challanege me. ABOUT MY DOMINATION OF YOUR GAY ASS. I FUCKIN' DARE YOU. Please. I enjoy the feminine attraction from defeating you in battle BRING IT ON.

An Ace is always an Ace. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, Jul 28, 2025, 3:00 PM Subject: Promotion Due To: < mkiddy@cityofclarksburgwv.com > Unless Sgt. Moore enjoys walking the beat - which I would - he deserves a promotion. Can't he walk it as a Lieutenant? If you've passed him over for promotion deliberately I will not be happy. --Wolf Alexander

But arguing about it with me will be. MAGA'S GONNA DIE. Non-violently and legally. AND I'M GONNA KILL IT.

I was a not worthy of A SPITFIRE  A 10 WITH EXTRA CREDIT. Tate McRae . For example. No way I could have picked her up back at Penn . I AM THAT BADASS NOW.  I have earned a girl like her.  More importantly a girl like her needs me. So You'll always be like You are. I am an  East Hollywood  killer and Naval Intelligence and hell-on-wings in a  Lightning ! There is no man in THE WORLD who can stop me. No man I am afraid of. No man who won't be afraid of me should I glare at him. HEY SPITFIRE. THE HOTTEST GIRL IN NEW YORK CITY. I WANNA EXPLETIVE YOU.

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander <allwomensrights@gmail.com> Date: Sat, Jul 26, 2025, 11:13 AM Subject: CALLIE GARNETT please forward to JEAN To: <contact@bloomsbury.com>, <info@ospreypublishing.com>, <mail@hartpub.co.uk>, <au@bloomsbury.com>, <marketingusa@bloomsbury.com>, <adultpublicityusa@bloomsbury.com>, <askacademic@bloomsbury.com>, <marketing-in@bloomsbury.com>, <corporatecommunications@bloomsbury.com>, <childrenspublicityusa@bloomsbury.com>, <USPR@bloomsbury.com>, <academicreviews@bloomsbury.com>, <hozpublicityusa@bloomsbury.com>, <teensusa@bloomsbury.com>, <specialmarkets@macmillan.com>, <claire.weatherhead@bloomsbury.com>, <education@harpercollins.co.uk>, <noelle.lee@bloomsbury.com>, <rights@bloomsbury.com>, <Stephanie.purcell@bloomsbury.com>, <Claire.Kennedy@bloomsbury.com>, <Hannah.Stokes@bloomsbury...

I have to take this same train in reverse next Friday. If you want to go out, say so. I'll stop and we can see what's up. If you got off at Pittsburgh I was going to ask you out. As it was I wasn't able to say "do you want to take me home?" If you wanted me to talk to you, I wanted to. The entire, time we were sitting together I was thinking about you. I tried to give you a dozen ways to talk to me. -Alex

Does wanting, a screaming crying helpless nothing to care for seem like a good idea? I speak of "having a baby". Sounds as good aa "having a stroke". A life stroke. With one stroke, it ends. In every meaningful way. That stroke is the moment when an abortion becomes dangerous. How do you paint a wall in an orphanage? Throw babies at it.

Dear Eddy Baby, That's a Monty Python joke . Guess what? In 2029, you can come home. I will be Speaker of the House and America's first female President will give you a pardon. I assume. At least I will do my best with the power of Congress. This message will be copied into my newspaper which you can find from SpitfireHunter.com Tell your "buddy" Vladimir Putin that I am no fan. And he should let you out when you request it. Otherwise... Other or either wise "what happens in Europe, stays in Europe." Will be the foreign policy from the House and Senate. Cheers! -Congressman Alexander NY10

And asking myself nothing astroturf related. Which is the only astroturf part of this story. (probably. Maybe it'll comeup again) Anyway I was nearby the same hotel from this story (see photo above): And there's a cool park. Somewhat cooler than the "nicer" Manhattan parks which throw you the fuck out at midnight. Do you think they should be open all night Park Women? If so text "I love you" to my telephone number. ***** Besides the excursion to this nearby sports facility, I was walking a lot. Which is why I have a fairly not good blister on my left foot. I am still after many months of self rehab, getting my right leg better from slamming it at 150 mph into my dashboard. 150 total. ~75+75 Anyway I have trouble walking exactly perfectly straight. At least the wear on my feet is uneven. Uneven injuries are worse than even ones. It's better to have two stubbed toes, the same toe on each foot, because if it's only the one foot you will lim...

I am officially homeless tonight. Maybe tomorrow night too. I lost my driver's license. And credit card. Through them away in a takeout bag. So I couldn't check in to my hotel last night. I wandered around this district until they opened The Park three hours early. At 7 am I went to my storage unit and took a few naps until I got yelled at for being in the unit with the door closed. There's no where half decent I can find to sleep. I was falling asleep on a bench at Hudson River Park until I... Got yelled at because the park is closed from 1am to 6am. How do homeless people do this daily? For their entire lives it's goddamn awful. I saw a porta potty. Locked. I can make it until 7am again for that bathroom. But otherwise I'd have to add to the celebrity city scent. I am a hardcore adventurer. But not being able to find a soft'ish protected'ish spot to go to sleep is trying. Obviously I am not going to die if I am forced to stay up until my Amtrak...

I was in a comically, "scary" neighborhood last night. Williamsburg. 2 Franklin Avenue. For those of you who are intimidated by those fanatics, why? Lol. I was sitting out front of my hotel on the sidewalk. Full display. Singing country music fairly loudly. What do I see (less and less of) the longer I sit? Full black retard suited Jewish men. One of them spat. I glared at him. Four of them interrupted me singing from across the street. I glared at them, then counted them out individually like they were the moles I was about to whack. I got no other bother. Dozens of these idiots were walking down that street when I first sat down. When I left there had been none for a while. If I had done what I did in Harlem I woulda gotten shit. From a pipe hittin' brother. He wouldn't have won but no half decent gangster lets a stranger roll into his neighborhood, camp out, and start howling at the moon (which I did once). Those super-Jews said bubkis. They are the wea...

Not you Jon S. of the Daily Show. The cocksucker who tried again to show me up and failed. Well the first time he tried to hit on me. Girls. I know what it's like to have a male stalker. I am tougher than he is so it's fairly easy to make him go away  But you have men do this to you and you're not bigger. So you don't try to be tougher. Try. Imagine killing them and go from there. This cocksucker is gonna try it again. Except he's gonna try to get me arrested since he knows he can't kick my ass. Except I am ready for that. I don't want it but the next time he tries to come up on me he will look worse. Cause I will film. And taunt him till he explodes. ***** Fun day! After I called him the F word once with enough hate to kill a REDACTED at 1000, yards, he got the message.  I felt bad saying it though. I don't hate gay men any more than straight men but they don't get the hint. Until I roar at them. It's because I am playful and dressed...

As above, so below. ***** I have turned the real world into my own personal game. ***** I can't wait for now.

From American government. #RemoveTheMen This is your Congress in 2029. Basically. All women but me the listening Speaker.

I was playing along to an album of late 50's early 60's rock and roll yesterday and "Shout!" came on. It's a fun group dance song that's very fast so I love the music. But I am conscious now of what I'm singing for fear of singing something awful without realizing it. Read this. It's crazy bad. And not good bad. Bad bad. So he's saying he's been grooming her since she was nine. How nice. I almost sang it without thinking yesterday. But listen to it: It's a fun ass song ! The movie background backstory is worse. Sort of. I saw Animal House when I was... about nine. So the idea of hooking up with that "13 year old" girl seemed like a great idea. Except the guy doing it was a freshman in college. (He didn't know). Therefore how do I enjoy a song that's super fun and a movie that was super funny the last time I saw it, knowing it's a sick male fantasy? Until further instructions... I dunno. Anyway. ...

There were two smokin' hot girls across from me uptown tonight. So much personality. Moxie. Energy. I wanted to bring them both back. Damn. I spent all day at The Park and didn't hear two voices like my subway ladies'. All fire! And they weren't afraid of me at all. White girls are lame. Hey black girl reading this. You have me at hello.

The Fountain is off during the winter. You know what will be fun? A bonfire. A non-riot bonfire with The Fountain as the fire pit. Tell me that wouldn't be fun? WITH KEGS AND BEER PONG AND WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL ANYBODY. And it will be done after I win. I'll try before but odds are they won't approve it until I move into Dan Goldman's office. Legally and non-violently, January 2027. So plan for Valentine's Day 2027.  VALENTINES' DAY BONFIRE 2027. Guaranteed. Rules: There are no rules... Girls. Ladies you decide who gets to attend. Please invite me I feel like it's fair. Anyway I love this park. The Park. If you are aware of a cooler urban greenspace on Earth tell me where. In the USA this beats San Francisco's park along... what's it called?  Who cares go NYC! The Flyin' 10th specificically. Haight and Ashbury in San Francisco. There's a park west of that hippy junction and I imagine it's fun during the day because it was f...

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Will be installed the first week I am Speaker in 2029.  IN EVERY SUBWAY STATION IN NEW YORK THAT'S HOT. 181st on the 1 is really fucking hot. And there's a siren! Going off too. Which adds to the red hot alert status of this hellcave. No wonder ya'll are angry all the time. To get anywhere is a huge effort if you don't wanna walk. Even I don't wanna walk 180 blocks to work. ***** Washington Square Park is where I "work". I am running for Congress. It's a double full time "job". Job requirements: Can smoke weed all day. Can play guitar as enjoyed. Must never bother women. Be a hero if practicable. This is what I do all day. ***** Right now I am goin' south !  To 4th. Or Canal I don't know the 1 stops. Christopher? Houston. I just saw the Hudson. Wishing I was on a FAST FERRY that will be docking at a pier five blocks from your nearest river in 2030. Wouldn't a short walk and a fun fast boat ride be better than a subway...

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sun, Jul 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM Subject: Washington Square Park Fighter Patrol To: < pressoffice@cityhall.nyc.gov >, < publicinfo@snp.nyc.gov >, < CorePress@core.nyc.gov >, < jessica.tisch@nypd.org >, < bragga@dany.nyc.gov >, < info@manhattanbp.nyc.gov >, < action@comptroller.nyc.gov >, < reception@advocate.nyc.gov >, < District2@council.nyc.gov >, < District1@council.nyc.gov >, programs@washingtonsqpark.org < programs@washingtonsqpark.org >, volunteer@washingtonsqpark.org < volunteer@washingtonsqpark.org >, liana@washingtonsqpark.org < liana@washingtonsqpark.org >, will@washingtonsqpark.org < will@washingtonsqpark.org >, ashley@washingtonsqpark.org < ashley@washingtonsqpark.org >, grace@washingtonsqpark.org < grace@washingtonsqpark.org >, kaitlyn@washingtonsqp...