Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

This is a "Trident ballistic missile" at one, of, The Men. And that's Anne Bonny, famous pirate! ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sat, May 31, 2025, 10:32 AM Subject: Mike kaBloomberg Goes with a Whimper To: < privacy@mikebloomberg.com >, < mike@mikebloomberg.com >, < mbloomberg@bloomberg.net >, < news@mikebloomberg.com >, < communications@bloomberg.org >, < info@mikebloomberg.com >, < kchyka@bloomberg.net >, < mmiller410@bloomberg.net >, < dglosman@bloomberg.net >, < khowells1@bloomberg.net >, < blive@bloomberglive.net >, < inquiry1@bloomberg.net >, < release@bloomberg.net >, < bnbrazil@bloomberg.net >, < newsalert@bloomberg.net >, < tokyonews@bloomberg.net >, < sydnews@bloomberg.net >, < mideastnews@allbloomberg.com >, < legalnotices@bloomberg.net ...

I want every man to challenge me to a duel. I goddamn love when some male gets disrespectful. As long as legally I am in the clear, girl oh girl am I ready for battle. My perch overlooking Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn makes me feel like I am The American Gangster. And I am. Because the cops don't want me and I am being very bad at the same time. I do stuff no boy does. All day. Because except for a few narrow instances of slightly illegal stuff I may do, like... moving a headstone at a cemetery yesterday so I could climb over a fence, I am completely unstoppable by law enforcement because they have nothing to stop. Girls you stop me all day every day. I am your gallant Congressman. But boys. All. Get. Out. of. My. Way. It's not fair. I am so intimidating they don't, challenge me. Which kinda sucks because I am so! ready to kill some of them for a just, legal and moral cause. You have no idea. If I am absolutely positive that I can't get in trouble, for ever, ...

My parents were Jewish. I am not. Nonetheless I get it. Being a minority, sort of, sucks. No one wants to feel like a target because of something they can't control.  I got made fun of mildly growing up in Jesusland WVA. But Israel ain't your country. If it is get out of this one. Same as Palestine. Both aren't this country and this is the country you're in. Israel can get flattened. Or do the flattening. Either way IT'S NOT THE GOOD OLD USA. So when someone criticizes a country you are not a citizen of, why be so offended?  You are white. For all intents and purposes no one can tell you're "Jewish". Whatever that means. It means you think Israel is some kind of backstop if a second Holocaust occurs. That you could escape to a Jewish homeland if your American one ever got too antisemetic. Bad. Stupid.  Jews are supposed to be smart. THIS country is your backstop. Israel is an American politcal colony. If not for us it wouldn't exist. If...

Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter. I know from experiment and experience that he will read this. Hate it. Be really angry. Be unable to retaliate. And will be mentally damaged forever. With my compliments, amigas! ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Thu, May 29, 2025, 5:45 PM Subject: Duke! Stephen Miller Says He's Sorry To: < ana.despa@duke.edu >, < abigail.disalvo@duke.edu >, < lucas.lin@duke.edu >, < claire.cranford@duke.edu >, < ryan.kilgallen@duke.edu >, < amy.zhang@duke.edu >, < shambhavi.sinha@duke.edu >, < kadin.purath@duke.edu >, < kate.haver@duke.edu >, < samanyu.gangappa@duke.edu >, < winstonhong-yi.qian@duke.edu >, < dylan.halper@duke.edu >, < annie.eilers@duke.edu >, < sarah.diaz@duke.edu >, < ahilan.eraniyan@duke.edu >, < zoe.kolenovsky@duke.edu >, < ishita...

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There's no such thing as confidential information. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Wed, May 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM Subject: We Have to Make Progress Emil To: < Emil.Bove@blanchelaw.com > Dear Judge, Forgive me for counting your chickens. Can you pass on a message for me? Tell your friend The Chump he wants me to win and I would appreciate some help. Not money. Attention. New York's 10th Congressional District is filled by a very blue jackass. But there's a space for anyone who isn't a mannequin to win in it. Be skeptical. I'm not. He's a showman. I am. Ask him to have a representative meet me in Washington Square Park. Or along the Hudson. Covertly. Because if my voters know I am seeking help from the enemy they won't be happy. Care to throw this message-in-a-bottle overboard abeam of Mar-a-Lago? Cheers. --Wolf Alexander SpitfireHunter.com

It's the corner room above the entrance, tres windows up. (Bkway Hotel) Come vivacious women! To Euclid Avenue in Brooklyn on the A train. We can walk back here to my cabin together. Very adventurous? March all the way from the station to Wendy's, across the street from me. Above in the fourth floor window you'll see my flag. Tell me you're showing up before starting over, s'il vous plait. If you please. Bring nothing you don't want to share*. There's nothing I won't share with you if you ask. Except a child. Be sure (in your mind) before arriving, that no matter what, we won't be parents. I will do my part. Bring an ID and not a fake one if you use a fake one to buy alcohol. Because I am running for office, and demand that my reputation remain perfect, be cool with being cool. Don't see me deliberately to destroy my chances of winning. Because I can tell if you really like me, or are trying to use me for something other than sex. Feel free to ...

To the entire Ukrainian government. One of many emails he's read. (Olena Zelenskyy) ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < baberuth1920@gmail.com > Date: Tue, May 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM Subject: The Dope on Donald Trump To: < info@police.gov.ua >, < vidkrytist@mvs.gov.ua >, < press@mtu.gov.ua >, < meconomy@me.gov.ua >, < presa@minfin.gov.ua >, < infomf@minfin.gov.ua >, < press@mlsp.gov.ua >, < infozapit@mlsp.gov.ua >, < zvernennya@mlsp.gov.ua >, < info@mlsp.gov.ua >, < press@mspu.gov.ua >, < zsmfa@mfa.gov.ua >, < mil_doc@post.mil.gov.ua >, < admou@post.mil.gov.ua >, < press@gur.gov.ua >, < contact@gur.gov.ua >, < koord@gur.gov.ua >, < inform@szru.gov.ua >, < press@mfa.gov.ua > "Dope" means information, Volodymry. ***** You have caused Trump and Putin to argue. Good. Now you are now longer their dinner. ...

Is two of them. Two cocksucking men either friends or fuck buddies brought their goddamn son right next to me yesterday. Let him play croquet right up against the tree which was my spot and stand beside me as if a little boy was exactly what I wanted anywhere goddamn around. I don't blame the child. I blame the dads. It was their tactic to bother me in a they thought safe way. "We'll let our kid play around him so to distract and bug him. And he won't hurt it." They were right. I wouldn't hurt it . I would hurt them . What I wanted to do was smash the nearest one in the face with my guitar. Then drag the other one away screaming by his ear so their son didn't grow up without a parent. Instead I played my guitar with such grinding anger I nearly ripped the base string out of the neck. They got the message. I always check to see that a youngster's nearby parent isn't a girl before I get dangerous. If so I deal.

You want an aggressive, confident man. But I don't want to be confident and aggressive with a girl who isn't my soulmate. I did that. Didn't work. Because you're all sexy. And usually that's what I notice first.  But as you agree, what's that have to do with you? I mean it does. Your body is from your effort but your mind is what I really want to be with. You. I want to talk to you. I want us to be best friends forever. So how can I know we will be from afar?  Sometimes you do things in The Park that are cool or fun or interesting or unique or maybe you're wearing something super hot or... you're doing something extra noticeable. Still. I can't walk up to you and be myself until I know I really want you. Because my brain says "sex!" and "love!!" and they're two different thoughts. We are programmed by evolution to want sex. That's as far is it goes. We (life) only have decided that continuing the species is imp...

NY state law and NYC law suggestion: (I can't pass this one but I can make them pass it) If a man touches you deliberately and you don't like it you're allowed to whack him with something unpleasant. With nothing he can say to the cops about it. Bill Basic: boy grabs by you the anything you get to retaliate with malice. The subway announcer said to report a man who does that to the police. Fine. After you knee or elbow him towards the tracks. Whatever seems fair to you. Mesdemoiselles. Democratic men can't conceive of a law like that because they wouldn't do it for you so they can't imagine you doing it. I can imagine you doing it with my compliments! ***** Fun. I had a bunch today. Not my favorite fun sex hint. I guess I told you. My favorite fun is doing anything with my girlfriend but I don't have one. But I am trying! My entire campaign is in pursuit of that happiness. The, happiness as far as I say. A lady sent me a message last night saying my website ...

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Mon, May 26, 2025, 1:13 PM Subject: Congressional Funding By the Tree To: < Catherine.Martini@tacf.org > Hey Catherine, I am going to be a Congressman soon. Pretend with me. If you got a billion dollars how long would it take to get the chestnut ready to be planted wherever it can grow? I am going to plant (not personally) one trillion trees in America". That's my new green deal. "Wilder and Wonderful USA!" I want the chestnut for the marquis tree. Can it be done? If not which tree would you suggest? For Appalachia. -Alex

If you are around The Park at Washington Square stop on by! You Congressman would enjoy anything political you have to say. I am bored already. I can't get up and move around because this is a one person campaign. If I go anywhere Ranger Smith will arrive. So I have to hang out here as long as I can and finding things to do sitting still alone is...  So far so good! ***** This spot has dogs and children. But the visibility is great.  ***** THE END FOR NOW :0)

Article Concerned ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sun, May 25, 2025, 8:02 AM Subject: Steve Cuozzo Your Father Called Me To: scuozzo@nypost.com < scuozzo@nypost.com > Cc: < androidhelp@nypost.com >, < ipadhelp@nypost.com >, < androidtablethelp@nypost.com >, < kindlehelp@nypost.com >, < customerservice@nypost.com >, < online@nypost.com >, < letters@nypost.com >, < sports@nypost.com >, < clloyd@nypost.com >, < tips@nypost.com >, < studios@nypost.com > He said you embarrass him. ***** Marijuana? Still? Can't you think of anything else to whine about? "the scourge of illegal pot peddlers..." Yeah, the fellas who sell to me every month in Washington Square Park are so evil. They have a sign and everything. Have you always been this gay or did it come with age and hair loss? Just because women don't find you ...

"Bring yer whole fuckin' family of gods!" Story below. IG video I scared several men away who definitely deserved it. One was harassing a girl directly and you called for help if you're reading. "Whatever she said I double it. Shut the fuck up!" Guitar pointed at his face. Stare of death included. He ran away forthwith. I am sorry I didn't make sure he didn't come back. He came back and then I wasn't ready and some joker got to play ref. I wouldn't have been neutral.  Did it bother you I stepped in? I feel conflicted. I don't wanna "mansplain" a situation by implying you needed my help. But on the other hand maybe you wanted it You were hella cute I wish you would have talked to me after. Saving a maiden without the laurels is a lonely job  Later a homeless sign guy was bothing two of my neighbors also on "Fountain Hill". I glared at him. He moved away. There was more... Yeah my battle with a whole gang of ...

Was really good. Can I rethink of it? Standby mesdemoiselles. ***** The next time a man says "why aren't you smiling?" etc say "Because I am not happy to see you."

If only that was a soccer game. "RELIGION IS FOR RETARDS AND FIGHTING OVER RELIGION IS FOR MAJOR FUCKIN' RETARDS." I am not allowed to comment much or get involved at all in discussions about that conflict. My official position is "go away." As a cultural Jew I have sympathy for Israel. As an underdog and rebellion lover I have sympathy for Palestine. Neither side dare tell me I don't know the history. As an American I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN. Get off my screen and out of my ears. Both of you combatants.  Thirty years? Nope. Going on 100 years of almost constant fighting, arguing, anger and hate. Kill each other off or shut up. I am tired of the gobshite debate. Yes if I lived there or had family there I'd care  I don't. Therefore I don't give a fuck. I wish Mongolia would invade and send both populations to the Moon where they can battle forever without me having to know about it. It's none of our business. Our land is here...

I wish they said that like on an old fashioned train instead of "please stand clear of the closing doors". A train westbound! to The Park! Have you seen my new website? Same address. New experience. I impressed myself. Only took ~three hours. Someone as creative would have charged me $100 grand to make it. Campaigning with "No Donors" must have ingenuity. ***** Soon I will have campaign t-shirts. If you want one I won't profit off the sale but my "armourer" Jose of "Embroidery House and Son" may. I am keeping my eye out for an airbrush shop. One in particular I saw near my hotel near JFK. When I walked past heading home with takeout I failed to note it's exact location or name. I assumed "airbrush custom clothing tshirts" some combination of that would show a result. Google can't find it. I know what it looked like. Street and cool. Semi-professional. Much easier to deal with than a more business school minded shop. ...

( related video ) ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Wed, May 21, 2025, 7:16 PM Subject: Congressional Invitation for Greta To: < info@thegretathunbergfoundation.org > Cc: < nzaldivar@nyunews.com >, < lng@nyunews.com >, < jdiorio@nyunews.com >, < amehta@nyunews.com >, < ldonnelly@nyunews.com >, < emalabanan@nyunews.com >, < gstotz@nyunews.com >, < kkomanduri@nyunews.com >, < srt9826@stern.nyu.edu >, < lolukoga@nyunews.com >, < gtan@nyunews.com >, < jkim@nyunews.com >, < nroy@nyunews.com >, < tips@nyunews.com >, < opinion@nyunews.com >, < mgmt@nyunews.com > You own that name.  Is there another Greta?... oh yeah the writer/director. She's good but you're Mother Theresa good. Mademoiselle. Make me very happy and visit Washington Square Park. We need a woman around here who knows h...

As I stand I am campaigning. In an A train to W. 4th for a day in "The Park". This sign is amazing.  I am amazing. Most of the time.  Since I am on stage everywhere I go all the time, as long as there's a good audience, I try to be amazing. Awesome. Gallant most importantly, spitfire. Gallant. No matter where I am I do all I can to make you feel first comfortable with me. When I know you are near I act differently then when it's not you. ***** As I surf somewhat in the car, every passenger can see my sign. I am not the first person to be a balance acrobat in a subway car. I am the first man to be gallant about it. There's more I can do but it would make certain passengers concerned I won't "stick the landing" and tumble around them. Therefore I am doing a "crowded car version". ***** Will I be a big or smaller hero today? I really don't want to have to "save the day" because a conflict free environment is m...

Mesdemoiselles Spirfire, Please enjoy my analysis of cowardice and good sense on behalf of yourself and all women. I will quote each of his lines in bold and my responses will follow: " We are in receipt of you harassing and menacing communications ." Me: Who's we? Was this a group project? What's your name man doing the writing? " Please be advised that we are terminating your membership..." Me: If I wanted to go back I wouldn't have asked for a refund. "Any further attempt..." Me: You are trying to scare me and make me look bad at the same time. I have been a gentlemen to the ladies and that's all I have to be. "The local NYPD precinct..." Me: Didn't I include two officers from that precinct throughout the discussion? Yes I did. And have any officers said a word to me about this? No they haven't. "Moreover, we hereby demand you stop..." Me: Demand away. Where's my money? "They a...

[or a woman] [and she's] Since I have never raped I feel I can ask this question: If that happened to you, do you still harbor vengeful thoughts? Don't you wish you could get away with some pretty good torture?  I know the feeling without the severity of the injury. May I? Any man who violated you deserves to be roasted until he screams for a while. A man violated my wallet recently. What am I allowed to do to him? Not enough. I can't even say what I'd like to do to him. I would enjoy it and he would not. Legally is the problem. How do you get satisfaction when every rule prevents it? That's what bothers you too. The bastard never got what was coming to him did he? Never got to fear being murdered by you. Men who hurt you may get punished but not by you. The way you want. The way that makes him feel how you felt. Makes him suffer how you suffered  Makes him beg to die. Getting revenge to the point that you dominate the rapist who dominated you, is the re...

To make a great story short: I won. Full refund. Receipt at the end of the story. Summary of experience: it's possible to be right and win no matter the odds. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Mon, May 19, 2025, 15:31 Subject: Asphalt Green Demand Letter To: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com >, Alex Weinstein < BabeRuth1920@gmail.com > Cc: Olusola Ogunrinu < oogunrinu@asphaltgreen.org >, < billing@asphaltgreen.org >, < bpc@asphaltgreen.org >, Membership Billing < membershipbilling@asphaltgreen.org >, < communityprograms@asphaltgreen.org >, < development@asphaltgreen.org >, < dbyrnes@asphaltgreen.org >, < support@asphaltgreen.org >, < kgutierrez@asphaltgreen.org >, < volleyball@asphaltgreen.org >, < registration@asphaltgreen.org >, < uesmembership@asphaltgreen.org >, < basketball@asp...